"Christ, look at this wreckage," the white police officer says.

"You ever seen anything like it?" asks the other white police officer.

"Never. Go get that Asian kid for a sec."

"Why?"

"Just do it!"

The Asian girl is brought over. The police officer tells her to calculate the speed of the plane during the crash. Fists balling with rage, she slaps him and walks away muttering under her breath in Chinese/Japanese.

"If I had my cuffs…"

"Hey wait, what's it say on the side here, Sarge? F-huh… F-huh-k…"

"Fokker… who the Sam hell is Fokker?"

It is now Night 0.
Send in all actions to ashrzr@gmail.com within 48 hours.

What the f*ck did i just watch.

Until I read "plane" I thought this was the stereotype of how Asians can't drive and how girls can't drive rolled into one.

Also in before "Nig*a Please".

I can drive pretty well.

Asians =! Indians when used generally in western countries.

What you watched is a video I sent Ash a long time ago. It belongs to a category of videos called ASMR (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response). It's basically that tingly feeling you get when you hear delicate sounds like whispering and tapping and rustling and other such noises. I found out about these videos and thought they were really silly... but I couldn't stop watching them.

I guess Ash couldn't either. Is that why you were gone for so long?

Indians in India can't drive either because nobody can drive in India.

Truer words have yet to be spoken.

That woman looks like Professor Trelawny.

I'd say most of India. It's a hellhole for anyone trying to practice lane driving.

Try Chinese drivers.

I seriously get the impression that Traffic lights were not covered in their theory tests.

Well, 'Merica obviously... we invented them.

Still have not received some actions. I will give you guys 12 more hours.

Eruthelo has neither posted on the forums nor emailed me in a good while, so I'm just going to replace him, since it's technically past the deadline, anyway. Herr, you're up!

Quoted from Eru:

posted 01-07-13 10:18 PM CT (US) 43 / 43
confirmed

Wut.

Thankfully I read the thread before I knew that I got that email so I'm just going to delete it as is so that I can stay in the replacements list.

We should at least give him the 12 hours you said he could have before you replace him. I dont see what it could hurt.

blargh, missed the game starting... been stupidly distracted with Life... sorry guys... night action sent in. If I'm still in, let me know, I'd love to play, but you'd be justified in replacing me

Ok. Everyone knows my itchy trigger finger when it comes to replacements, so do not push it.

Good man Ash.

It is a cool crisp morning. The flowers are
singing and the sun is coming up over the horizon. But
all is not well. The townspeople amass to find that
Wobwobdubstep lies facedown in the grass, decapitated.

-Oh lawd, they done killed the Mexican! We gonna get 'im, mistas, don't you worry now.

It does not end there. The town also finds a British
guy, shot to death. A swatsticka is on his forehead.
There is a rough sigh coming from the white man.

-My foot hurts from the climb up that hill over yonder. Children, I demand that you kiss my besieged right foot.

The Italian by the fountain wishes to calm everyone.

-Anyone want some spaghetti?

Wobwobdubstep (Illegal Immigrant - Vanilla Townie) has been killed.
Mozzarella Man (Limey - Post-Restricted Hijacker Survivor) has been killed.
It is now Day 1. 10 alive => 6 votes to lynch.

Bullshit.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO MOZZY, why would you guys blindfire Mozzy.
Can we have more detail on exactly what Mozzy was?

Game related note, The first kill flavor reads to me like an sk while the other a Mafia hit. So an Sk and a Mafia perhaps.
Flavor speculation only.

As usual I think our Miller / Survivor claim rule applies.

SirDante is the killer.

That is all.

Why post after death?

Well, I assume he doesn't know that theres a rule against that. But I'm pretty sure he said that because I was the first post when day went up, which is good evidence of my guilt Lol.

Going to continue to ask that miller/survivors come forward.

I guess anyone with something useful should step forward, ie. investigations. Or if nothing concrete, apply pressure where a night action might have gone awry.

I'm a survivor.

Agreed that any others/millers should come forward.

Probably gonna have to cancel the game. You guys are going too slow and school starts again on Monday.

You aren't able to proctor the game from school, checking it once or twice a day?

Not a survivor/miller.

RandomVote: phaethon

why would wobwob post after death... and why would he finger Dante as a killer?

probably terrible play, but otherwise random pressure:

Vote: Dante

let me replace in, Ash.

I will roleclaim if more people want me to do so. Be warned, while I am pro-town, I am hated. So please do not allow the mafia to speed-lynch.

why would wobwob post after death... and why would he finger Dante as a killer?

probably terrible play, but otherwise random pressure:

Vote: Dante

"I know all the logic is wrong, but lets do it."

Well, that's as worth as random pressure, and I second it.

I was saying that wobwob had terrible play, not even acknowledging the rules that you don't talk after you're dead

Yes but the whole reason you use random pressure is to force someone that is likely to botch a claim to do just that, claim. Do you really think I'm going to just claim on random pressure if I have any kind of role? Probably not.

Thus randomly pressuring me is pointless.

I think that Wobwob meant his post as a joke. His role lends no evidence to him having any actual knowledge of Dante being the killer. He probably chose Dante due to their recent spat.

We have to consider what we hope to gain from this random pressure. Let's say Dante is scum, through sheer luck. How likely do we think it is that he messes up and we catch him? If likely, then sure, let's do it. But I'm leaning towards less likely, personally.

Ash I can be a replacement mod if you want.

I dunno, do you really wanna mod this game?

I'd mod anything, even this forum.

I'd mod anything

Its a good thing we don't take things out of context around here.

If I get too busy then we can do that.

I know Herr asked first but I think I'd be a more fitting host than a replacement seeing as I've already played.

You were a survivor, you can therefore reenter the game without any bias. Your point is invalid.

First come first serve please Ash.

I also am white and therefore superior.

I honestly don't know why you want to mod this shitty game.

I also am white and therefore superior.

But you have diluted your gene pool by messing about with Hispanic scum. You are now the lowest of the low.

Is this charge true, Mozzy? If so, you shall be visited by the Grand Wizard shortly.