Ienzo wins. Problem?


The only winning move is not to play.

reach: Hi Ienzo you ready to begin?

Ienzo:Yeah maaannn.

reach: How did you come across heaven games?

Ienzo: Skarr, who I knew in real life, showed me.

reach: what were you intentions in joining?

Ienzo: I joined because at the time I was active at 2 other forums but they began to die out, so I joined in hopes of having a new place to visit.

reach: what do you think of the community?

Ienzo: I think they're great, except for a select few members that are way too easy to troll. Which, by the way, I'm a total pro at.

reach: Why and how did you get your custom title "Eater of All Hats"?

Ienzo: Over time me and Andrew Ryan talked and now we're pretty much partners in crime good friends. I asked him if Eater of All Hats is good. It was a sort of wordplay on his own title. He thought it was a good idea so a magical pony descended from the sky and granted me the title.


Look it's that guy.

reach: What is your nationality?

Ienzo: It's very strange, my parents were born in Romania while I was born in Orange County, CA. However, apparently some of my ancestry traces back to Asia. I'm currently in the process of learning Japanese.　大好きです。 (I love you)

reach: What is your occupation?

Ienzo: My main job is graphic designing, however I do HTML/CSS coding as well. IRL I love swimming, pen tapping, playing piano, beat-boxing (although I suck), and thinking about life. Oh, and trolling is a great hobby of mine as well.

reach: Are you a 12 years old? And what is this?

Ienzo: No, don't be silly. I'm 10. And this is far as to ever been to go.

reach: What is your average day like?

Ienzo: I wake up in the morning (like a boss), put on my contacts (like a boss), head over to college (like a boss), come home (like a boss), and surf the internet. Like a boss.

reach: This is your average day?

Ienzo: Yep, pretty much.

reach: You turn into a plane and die?

Ienzo: Nah, that ain't me.

reach: Will Eurotool make outlandish claims that you won this month because of an international conspiracy in which shanks and Andrew Ryan intend to get him banned?

Ienzo: No. No such plot exists. And if it did, it had nothing to do with Andrew Ryan.


This is where you're being trolled from.

reach: Who are your favorite people here at AoMH?

Ienzo: Andrew Ryan, Shanks, pubby, Cirrow, and brighty.

reach: If I gave you a cheeky wink and a bite of a cheese sandwich could I be on that list to?

Ienzo: Add a blowjob, and I'll consider it.

reach: Is there anything else you want to say to the community?

Ienzo: Welcome your new trolll overlord.


This is a much better seal of approval.