Foo', Hull is the town opposite of Ottawa on the Quebec side.

Well that Hull sucks!

'Course it does. And it's called Gatineau now, although they want to de-amalgamate. The streets are dirty and the roads crappy and it's not a pleasant place to live in at all.

Heh, sounds just like the Hull over here

Amazing Doikie, how sweet the doikie,
That saved a groupie like me....
I once was lost but now am found,
Was blind, but now, I see.

T'was Doikie that brought...
my heart to Doikie.
And Doikie, my fears relieved.
How precious did that Doitzel appear...
the hour I first believed Doikie.

Through many flames, trolls and snares...
Doikie has already come.
T'was Doikie that brought us safe thus far...
and Doikie will lead us home.

[This message has been edited by Sunshine (edited 10-06-2005 @ 10:02 PM).]

Well, that sucked.

Fine. Fine.

Boring
Boring night
paint your palette green and gay

look out on an autumn's day
with eye that knows the
darkness in my control,
Star Wars, Jedi skills
Fetch the bans of insults of doitzel
catch the tease, and love the thrills
in convos on the lonely, lovely MSN

And now I understand what you tried to say to me

how you suffered for your homosexuality
how you tried to become happy
They would not visit
they did not know how

perhaps they'll visit now.

Boring
Boring night
flaming trolls that brightly praise

swirling hairs in brown haze reflect on
Doitzel's eyes of shiny hue
Dreams becoming true
beaches and loves not far to attain

weathered nicknames lacking sane
are soothed beneath the moderator's
loving hand.
And now I understand what you tried to say to me

how you suffered for your homosexuality
how you tried to become happy
perhaps they'll visit now.

For they could not love you
but still your love was true

and when no hope was left in sight on that boring
boring night.
You closed this thread
as lovers often do;
But I could have told you
Doitzel
this thread was never
meant for one
as beautiful as you.

Boring
Boring night,
posts hung in empty threads

unknown words, forgotten pictures
with eyes - hidden -
that watch the world and can't forget.
Like the stranger that you've met

the dreaded fan in dreaded robes

the desired laugh that once composed
lies stuck and unspoken
on the forum long ago.
And now I think I know what you tried to say to me

how you suffered for your homosexuality
how you tried to become happy
They would not visit
they're not
visiting still
perhaps they never will.

[This message has been edited by Sunshine (edited 10-06-2005 @ 10:32 PM).]

You like poetry don't you?

Hey, doitzel. whatever happend to "her" anyway? (Post 16, i believe)

Quoted from Nausicaa:

I gues Doitzel didn't kill her.

I'm currently of the opinion that this thread shouldn't be allowed to die, so...

*bump*

Agreed.

We could collect Doikie quotes perhaps?

Yeah!

"Teacup, change your name to Wu Su Zheng and don't ask why."

That was wonderful

"Stop spamming. Just learn to accept the fact that I'm better than you. No matter what you do, you still lose because you aren't me."

"Sorry to disappoint you, but I don't have a banstick. Well, I do, but it's a really small one. More like a bantwig.
But I do have an over-inflated ego."

"I seriously think that is the first time somebody has said, "...I respect you[r]..." to me, ever."

"If you strike me down, you'll lose your no claims bonus!
Or I'll become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

"Just to boost my own ego, I'm going to go ahead and say no."

"I always hated those damned cats. I had nightmares about them."

"I am watching the absolute strangest thing on the Science Channel. They have a hen model sitting on a tank-looking thing, rolling around trying to sexually arouse the males. It has a big camera in the chest, too. And somehow, it's working.

I think I'll change the channel."

"I just realized it took me 3+ days to finish a bag of Cheetos. Does this make me abnormal? Is there something wrong with me, as an American?
Discuss"

"Is that a shot at me?! You wanna make somethin' o' 'dis, li'l ma'?! Wan' step outsi'?! I ta' you a'yday! Bri'g it!"

Quote:

What can I say? Plastic hens rolling around on remote-controlled tanks are sexually arousing.

Quote:

Fixed.

*BUMP*

THIS THREAD SHALL NOT SINK SO LONG AS I MODERATE HERE.

So sticky it, f00.

it would be easier if you just stickied it. then it can never sink

Might as well sticky it.

Stickying it is abuse of power. >_>

If I praise myself every time I ban Firefox, however, this thread will be the fastest moving in HG history.

*twitch*

OMG The forums were down for a minute.

Why were the forums down Doitzel?

*stares at Doitzel*

A great disturbance in the source. As if millions of goatse pictures were suddenly spammed on the forums, then... silence.