Erm, well i don't really see how a scenario envolving a nude beach would be fun to play. Yes the first minute would be quite amusing but after that its like hmm that was just stupid. IMO i'd base your scenario around a different theme.

lol my first question as a newb was very similar to this

http://aom.heavengames.com/cgi-bin/forums/display.cgi?action=ct&f=19,11420,30,all

El Flesh, that was probably the dumbest "Hello, I'm new" thread ever.

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and the most original. :P

lol^

yes, lol indeed

I should stickie this...

Welcome, and no, no nudity around, sorry.

Lots of games get nude skins, although not so much in AoM.

There was a nude cheat unit in AoK though.

Well, is there any way to get those nude skins into aom? I just want a few chix on the beach for 'eye candy'.

And as I'm designing this scenario for my brothers and myself, WE will enjoy it over and over, and get a laugh out of it most every time. Just because we remember what the real beach was like.

If someone thinks that's a 'stupid' 'hello, I'm new here', they can go soak their head.

What a pathetic perv...

Jesus, buy a magazine or get a girlfriend

LOL @ RIDER'S POST! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

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*Ahem*

And why not?

Meteora would love it.

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WHAT?

Hey, kiddies - this is JUST FOR FUN. If some of you think enjoying the sight of a naked woman is perverted, I weep for you - you'll never get much joy out of life that way.

That being said, the nudie beach was more often traumatic than not, especially when it was ugly middle aged french broads that bared all with their saggy old bazongas flapping around everywhere. But there was the hot 20 year old from time to time - damn good sight for a teenager that I was.

Anyway, like I said, I'm making it for myself and my brothers to get a quick laugh at, then continue the game. CAN ANYONE HELP ME with producing a nude that just stands there? Maybe Gaia? She's pretty big.

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Funniest thread name ever. BTW, "El Flesh"? Strange username...

The nude unit was male, actually, and I believe it was from AoE but was one of those beta units which people could copy into AoK.

And nobody is going to make you a porographic mod, EF. Besides which, I don't really get the impression that you're over 18. Or even over 13.

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You call us 'kiddies' and demand nude 3d models in computer games?! ROFL

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I can't really believe that either.

^lol AoMPlayer I noticed you always add 'age' insults to your..insults. It doesn't matter what his age is, really.

It does. If he was 12, ok, then he *might* ask that, but if he was older than, say, 17, he would have a problem... Apart from that, Spitfire mentioned the age.

Erm maybe you should learn to mod yourself so you can forfil your own fantasizes

To put it plainly and to let this stupid thread die: No, you won't be able to put nudes into AoM.

Man, WHAT is the matter with some people around here? A nude female is nothing to get all huffy over.
I would say all of those people sound like kids, because they seem to think a nude chick is some kind of perversion - man, do THEY need to get out into the world and take a look around.
They also don't have much in the way of brains - the level of my writing is a good indicator of age.
I'm over 35, and I'm married, so I get some any night I want, I see a nude woman EVERY day (which a bunch of you people only dream about) and no, I'm not "perverted" in any OBJECTIVE measure.

Now if there are some brickheads around here that aren't part of a solution, then they are part of the problem, and they should just get the hell out of MY thread if they don't like it. I ASKED (no, not "demand") if anyone has a nude I can insert - if nobody has one, then maybe someone can explain how I can build one, because I don't know how...yet. These forums are here to get help, and I'm asking for help from REASONABLE people, not stuffed-up shitheads.

Of course there is a way to do what I'm looking for, I just don't know how to do it...yet. When I do, I'll be sure to offer whatever I can to the community. But not to AoMPlayer000; she is too stuck up.

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And of course naked women are not perverted, but staring at naked women in PC games is, that's what I said all the time.

And why don't you just listen to us? No, it's not possible, unless you get into texture modding (have fun) or someone did it for you, but I predict that there will be noone who'll that. What a waste of time. Besides, you won't be able to handle the mods, so just forget it. If you direly need a naked woman in AoM, just to make you and your brother laugh, I regret your sense of humour.

BTW, yeah, your style of writing is very sophisticated...

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Another BTW, I wouldn't assume that everyone in an Internet forum was a nerd, definitely not.

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LOL.

lol....

This thread is pretty funny. El Flesh, I doubt anyone here will make a new mod for you. Life sucks, eh?

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Yeah, that joke was awesome, wasn't it, Guardian? Notice how he swapped the genders!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

^ lol AoMPlayer, whether you like it or not it IS funny

Not the gender part tho.