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empireofages wins!

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Story

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You were pleased the HG had been saved from the tyranny of Yeebaagooon. In the cliched manner that is always funny, everything seemed normal. You decided to go downstairs and switch on the TV. Everything was well until the commercial breaks. A wall of pure sound blasted from the speakers:
"HI! I'M BARRY SCOTT AND NOT ONLY DO I NOT KNOW HOW NOT TO SHOUT, I CANNOT TURN CAPS LOCK OFF EITHER! NEW AND IMPROVED CILIT BANG CAN GET RID OF EVEN THE TOUGHEST OF GRIME! LOOK AT IT WORK ON THE MOULDY PENNY I PICKED UP FROM MY BANK ACCOUNT! 1 HOUR LATER THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO DIFFERENCE! AMAZING! NEW CILIT BANG! BANG! AND THE DIRT IS GONE!"

You were horrified that such an individual could exist, and even more so when you found he had an HG account! He now wanted to test his all surface multi cleaner on members. The acid in this stuff is truly deadly and dissolves almost anything. It was an epic battle that HG would never forget...

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Now, most of the members had been vapourised. The mods secretly tried to escape their acidic graves, but Barry proudly stamped on their heads until they retreated. 'NOW IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS GOING TO BE A WINNER OF ONE YEARS SUPPLY OF CILLIT BANG!' he screams to himself. 'BUT WHO WILL IT BE?!'

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empireofages won, and there was much rejoicing. Barry joined in the party by spraying cillit bang everywhere.
But, the mods sneaked out of their grave to rendezvous at The Cherub Wagon, and plan their next dastardly assault.


BARRY SCOTT


Bacterium (10% failure rate)


If you spend more than 72 hours at the top, BARRY SCOTT will pour CILIT BANG onto you, and vapourise you.

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Rules

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Stick to the Code Of Conduct at all times.

If you are caught smurfing you will be instantly vapourised.

You may request to be postponed, where you only get 1 day to make your turn, but you will not be pwned if you fail to turn up.

You may not edit the post where you put your game choice.

People who do not respond frequently may be barred from playing, it just slows everyone down.

You may talk outside the thread if you wish.

If you are not playing, please do not post.

To play, please see below:

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How To Play

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This game is ridiculously simple and barely needs a mod. Just as many people as possible sign up. I will randomly put everybody in a turn order. When it's your turn, you post one of the following codes:

*BANG! AND {Playername} IS GONE!: This kills the player you have chosen.

OR

*Bacteria! Aid {Playername}: Saves a player of your choice. However - there is a 10% chance the bacteria will turn around and bite your head off.


Then it is immediately the turn of the next living player in the turn order. Once you have posted, you may not edit your post, so make sure you have thought it through.

I will not prod people when it's their turn, that is everybody else's job! Definitely talk outside the thread if you want.

NB.The site moderators disapprove of this thread because it promotes freedom, rebellion and so called 'justice' against moderators.

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______________________________________ Yeebaagooon ______________________________________
____________________ AoMH Seraph ____________________
"You can't trust yeebaagooon to lead a rebelion, He would send everyone to steal mirrors so he could bask in his own brilliance." - Out Reach
"Yeebaagooon had never seen a more handsome man in all his life. He couldn't control himself, He needed to act. Gripping the mirror in his strong arms he kissed the figure before him..." - Out Reach
AoMH: Unfinished Scenarios|Singleplayer: Codename Ripto|Multiplayer: Minigames Z|CSC 7
Ex Seraphs Dictator, Spore Heaven Seraph

[This message has been edited by Yeebaagooon (edited 03-17-2008 @ 09:17 AM).]