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Topic Subject: I have a new girlfriend
Weed Basket
Carrier-pigeon of bad news
(id: Baske)
posted 02 August 2008 09:17 AM EDT (US)   
“Si vis pacem, para bellum”
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DragonQ
SC2H Seraph
posted 02 August 2008 09:17 AM EDT (US)     1 / 28  
Nice catch.
Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand.
I don't care, I'm still free, you can't take the sky from me.
Take me out to the black, tell them I ain't comin' back.
Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me.
There's no place I can be, since I found Serenity.
But you can't take the sky from me...
BlastoiseBob
Mortal
posted 02 August 2008 09:18 AM EDT (US)     2 / 28  
I bet her personality is killer.
dadburn flippity flap crapmoan stank
Weed Basket
Carrier-pigeon of bad news
(id: Baske)
posted 02 August 2008 09:32 AM EDT (US)     3 / 28  
Haven't yet got to really know her personality. She's a beast in bed, I get little rest and quality time to talk.
“Si vis pacem, para bellum”
BlastoiseBob
Mortal
posted 02 August 2008 10:32 AM EDT (US)     4 / 28  
When you say beast is it like "grrrrowlll" ....or is it like...she's so damn hairy down there she looks like a yeti? Either one is sexy...
dadburn flippity flap crapmoan stank
Holger_Hardrada
Mortal
posted 02 August 2008 10:58 AM EDT (US)     5 / 28  
Looks like a creature from the lord of the rings.
Once you have dug up the pearl, you may not find it so easy to put back.
Darkmonarch
Mortal
(id: W0lf_Darkmonarch)
posted 02 August 2008 11:31 AM EDT (US)     6 / 28  
Does she have a sister?
"We swim because we are too sexy for a sport that requires clothes."
ninjapenguin981
Mortal
(id: ninjapenguin)
posted 02 August 2008 12:11 PM EDT (US)     7 / 28  
Errrrrrr...
ninjapenguin981
I AM THE ALMIGHTY ETERNAL LOSER SISSY BOY
DragonQ
SC2H Seraph
posted 02 August 2008 12:36 PM EDT (US)     8 / 28  
More like, does she have a mum?
Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand.
I don't care, I'm still free, you can't take the sky from me.
Take me out to the black, tell them I ain't comin' back.
Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me.
There's no place I can be, since I found Serenity.
But you can't take the sky from me...
Weed Basket
Carrier-pigeon of bad news
(id: Baske)
posted 02 August 2008 01:20 PM EDT (US)     9 / 28  
Does she have a sister?
No, sorry...
More like, does she have a mum?
Yeah, but it's funny though, the mother is called A-3, and apparently is some tube with some weird bacteria and other weird life in it.
“Si vis pacem, para bellum”
Old Bachus
Mortal
posted 02 August 2008 05:36 PM EDT (US)     10 / 28  
Dang! All your pics here are with your old gal pal, I can't believe you her for her .
Old Bachus, Napoleon of Spam turned half decent forumer
>>Winner of Most Improved AoMH Forumer '09<<
~If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it isn't in Danish, thank King Alfred.~
>>My work<<

"Once you've stooped to Cash4Gold type stuff, you no longer are a celebrity." - Mozzy
Weed Basket
Carrier-pigeon of bad news
(id: Baske)
posted 02 August 2008 06:30 PM EDT (US)     11 / 28  
This:
[JPEG, (518.67 KB)]
For the girl in the main post.

Easy choice IMO...
“Si vis pacem, para bellum”
Fluttershy
Mortal
(id: Freaky2)
posted 02 August 2008 06:34 PM EDT (US)     12 / 28  
http://www.geocities.com/s_kessler_05/
ARG?
(_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅marij̲u̲̅an̲̅a̲̅̅_̅_̅_̅()
(is not as helluva drug as pepe)
Mojambo
Mortal
posted 05 August 2008 09:31 AM EDT (US)     13 / 28  
oh man I'd hit that
ArcticWind
Banned
posted 06 August 2008 06:21 AM EDT (US)     14 / 28  
She doesn't love you until she does anal.
ninjapenguin981
Mortal
(id: ninjapenguin)
posted 06 August 2008 07:09 AM EDT (US)     15 / 28  
Er, Baske is this a joke or real. I'm starting to be convinced now
ninjapenguin981
I AM THE ALMIGHTY ETERNAL LOSER SISSY BOY
Terminator_Ace
Mortal
posted 06 August 2008 08:06 AM EDT (US)     16 / 28  
She used to be maaah giiirrrlll. :'(
Weed Basket
Carrier-pigeon of bad news
(id: Baske)
posted 06 August 2008 12:12 PM EDT (US)     17 / 28  
Er, Baske is this a joke or real. I'm starting to be convinced now
Of course she is. Her name is 2005, Steve 2005 (Middle name is Kessler).
“Si vis pacem, para bellum”
ArcticWind
Banned
posted 07 August 2008 10:59 PM EDT (US)     18 / 28  
Er, Baske is this a joke or real. I'm starting to be convinced now
For Christ's sake; Baske is a religious fundamentalist/nutter, so if he says:
Haven't yet got to really know her personality. She's a beast in bed, I get little rest and quality time to talk.
you know it isn't real. Baske if true to his extreme (sad) beliefs could never have sex without marriage, or without it's reason being to procreate.
ArcticWind
Banned
posted 07 August 2008 11:00 PM EDT (US)     19 / 28  
And you can tell by the lighting, colour, haircut and clothes that it was not this decade, and likely not the last decade, so 2005 is obviously a lie.

All in all, this is a really boring joke.
Weed Basket
Carrier-pigeon of bad news
(id: Baske)
posted 08 August 2008 05:18 AM EDT (US)     20 / 28  
The boring joke is how you end up taking it so seriously.

And I do not hang on to a *(sad)* belief, but I really don't feel like telling you my activity on sexual turf
“Si vis pacem, para bellum”
Weed Basket
Carrier-pigeon of bad news
(id: Baske)
posted 08 August 2008 05:35 AM EDT (US)     21 / 28  
Baske is a religious fundamentalist/nutter
And I take heavy offense in that Comparing me with terrorists.
“Si vis pacem, para bellum”
viperiv
Mortal
(id: EpIc CoMmandeR)
posted 10 August 2008 07:59 AM EDT (US)     22 / 28  
Comparing me with terrorists.
I bet she's a terrorist...











...In bed...



Ugh *facepalm*
Cirruis
Banned
posted 10 August 2008 08:59 AM EDT (US)     23 / 28  
She can bomb my world anytime.
papaya
ಠ_ಠ
(id: X_MOSS)
posted 10 August 2008 02:22 PM EDT (US)     24 / 28  
dude what's her number?
oh you can wait for what I can give
you know what I am so you know how I live
try to look proud but you’re not in the slightest
its happening now and it’s always been like this.
Holger_Hardrada
Mortal
posted 10 August 2008 02:26 PM EDT (US)     25 / 28  
number one in my heart that's her number.
Once you have dug up the pearl, you may not find it so easy to put back.
Old Bachus
Mortal
posted 10 August 2008 04:04 PM EDT (US)     26 / 28  
This isn't funny anymore.
Old Bachus, Napoleon of Spam turned half decent forumer
>>Winner of Most Improved AoMH Forumer '09<<
~If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it isn't in Danish, thank King Alfred.~
>>My work<<

"Once you've stooped to Cash4Gold type stuff, you no longer are a celebrity." - Mozzy
Shanks13
Rogue Agent
posted 10 August 2008 10:35 PM EDT (US)     27 / 28  
This isn't funny anymore.
Yes it is.
papaya
ಠ_ಠ
(id: X_MOSS)
posted 10 August 2008 11:09 PM EDT (US)     28 / 28  
*faps*
oh you can wait for what I can give
you know what I am so you know how I live
try to look proud but you’re not in the slightest
its happening now and it’s always been like this.
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