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Swolte
AOWH/AOW2H Seraph

posted 04-07-02 08:19 AM EDT (US)

For music click this site while enjoying our party!!! (make site small and click at party if doesn't work)

****WELCOME TO THE GRAND BTOOIC OPENING CEREMONY!!!!!***

: "HellooOOO everybody! WE welcome all of you on this very special occasion!! And now for the moment we've all been waiting for... I am proud to declare
BTOOIC (Buildable Teleporters Off Option In Cities) officially opened!
*CHEERS!!**CHEERS!!**CHEERS!!*

We have 68 fierce and proud official members now:
*Swolte the first Mapmaking_award Peace_award
*Iznoghoud the grand vizier honoured*
*Bilbo with the funny name
*Rorschach the mole
*Devon the almighty, invincible, beautifull, great, genial...etc (Ah.. well. Read his profile and stories!)
*Andalakus the sixth one! honoured*
*Mister Pickles of Dill honoured*
*Polaris the mighty X teleporter razer
*The Black Knight
*Falagar the the high-elven lord honoured*
*Photios the roman
*Parrotfish the searching one
*ElvenDefender of the High Elves
*Kysss the Hungarian programmer
*Black_Raven the tall red(!) clothed one
*Undine the Mega man
*Leonidas the Lord of the Rings
*Jader the super soldier
*KeeblerElf the cookie eating one
*Tekk Zero the AOW Freedom Fighter honoured*
*Sir Crashalot the Hardline Extremist Sustenance_award
*Psykitty the Yttikysp honoured*
*Waterfly the famous honoured*
*Saber Cherry the Atashi wa kawaii da yo
*Sir HankOSU
*Skylancer64
*Lord Shadow lord of the Shadows
*Alex Mars with the cool website!!
*Satrhan the 29th
*LordDragatus the one that killed the cow!!!!

*Batvanio the first ATCD (After The Cow's Death)
*ffbj the the valiant mapmaking attorney
*GoldDragon the shiny one
*Mr_Comp01001 the digital one
*FairyDragon the very shapely female knight
*Kangaxx the jolly Lich
*Janos Oudrin of Nosgoth
*cloudstrife726 the Marching one Poetry_award
*Eothain, Lord of Rohan!
*Toraz the one that found a home
*Xeno the halfling leadeater
*Willow House the meditating wonderer
*Karmic the Elven Druid Mapmaking_award
*Zargen rathblade the doughnuteer
*Iluvatar the ruler of Middle Earth
*Pok the cheesy one
*MayorMcCheese the McDonalds character with hamburger on head
*Troy Locker the highly recommended one
*The suicidal Angel
*Tarallo the italian link
*Demon Knight
*The Drunk Knight Movie_award(3)
*D3_kamikaze
*Stasius the silent
*Castanied with the a
*Arelix the *cough* nonviolent
*Octovius the coffeemaker
*Manuk, the man that never laughs
*Clementus, the white knight
*WitchKing, the lord of the wraiths
*OnepoorHalfling the poor halfling
*Lord of the FuSion
*NorthernPlato, the philosophical coffee drinker
*Radd, the programmer from the stars!
*Dafyth, he who never surrenders..
*Uruloki of the dragon
*Andro, the english donutteer
*Hiranu the humble
*Squeekydragon, the dragon that shall never squeek

This is the current size of our mighty fearless army:

(Cow as symbol of our fears that have been reached and defeated, the cow is cut into pieces until nothing remains...or is there? Swolte the first IS taking some odd ring-shaped white_black-dotted thing in his pocket...)

Please stay and enlist here for free! In a moment we will have karaoke acts and much more!!"

ps: do keep the noise down for neighbouring threads.

(pssssst...There will be coffee and doughnuts in the members only secret unsuspecting meeting place in the Boring Old Windmill that will be next door)

[This message has been edited by swolte (edited 07-23-2005 @ 10:33 AM).]

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Sir Crashalot
Member

posted 04-07-02 09:23 AM EDT (US) 1 / 1132

*Walks in and looks around*

Erm..excuse me, is this the meeting room of CBTOY (City Built Teleporters Ownz Yuo)?

Iznoghoud
Member

posted 04-07-02 10:16 AM EDT (US) 2 / 1132

LOL!

A well done opening ceremony, Swolte the First!

Sir Crashalot, you need new glasses. Or a new monitor. Or both...

"I wanna be Sultan instead of the Sultan!" - Grand Vizier Iznoghoud, 2^nd and honoured member of the BTOOIC (Buildable Teleporters Off Option in Cities)
Admin of the BTOOIC site and forum.

Swolte
AOWH/AOW2H Seraph

posted 04-07-02 10:56 AM EDT (US) 3 / 1132

Yes, Sir Crashalot, of course! Be very welcome. Want to join?

psssst...Iz, Announce me, make the crowd ready for a big speech

Rorschach
Member

posted 04-07-02 11:02 AM EDT (US) 4 / 1132

Please. Allow me First One!

Ladies and Gents, the First is about to make the eagerly awaited announcement, a grand speech indeed!

*Drums*

Mister Pickles
Member

posted 04-07-02 11:20 AM EDT (US) 5 / 1132

whoa, hold up a sec Swolte the First. You need to change one of your members names, change Newsboy555 to Mister Pickles

I must say this opening ceremony was very well done, I look forward to future world domination.

Swolte
AOWH/AOW2H Seraph

posted 04-07-02 12:04 PM EDT (US) 6 / 1132

Ahum...
*shrieking sound:*iiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiIIIIIIiiii
BANG!!! GrmPfFl, stupid mic.
Oh...eh.

*waits untill ALL are silent*

Beloved Brotheeeeeeerrs AND Sisterrsssssssss!!!,
I hope you are all having a wonderfull time and I am proud to see you in such great numbers, but we are gathered here with a purpose... A purpose that was given to us by our lost Founding Father Fingers in the Sacred Thread. He shall return one day! I profetize you! He will lead our troops to ultimate salvation. Yes, Brave ones... to 'the promised option' the one to play without buildable teleporters. In the meantime I will lead you.

*silence*
*waits for applaus*

Ahum...First, we must realize that we stand for RESPECT. Yes, RESPECT towards Devs. We of BTOOIC do not demand (yet) nor do we beg in awe... For they have given us AOW. Never shall we abuse our powers for other means than improved AOW2 gameplay! Also..

*goes on, but microphone stops working*

...remain hidden under the cloak of irony and humor. Joining the army of BTOOIC is therefore a lifestile, say a philosophy. It will transform you spiritually and physically in a way that benefits general...

*goes on but mic. fails again*

... being a part of something bigger than... DOW!
I will end the first speech, as part of a series of 76 with singing our collective BTOOIC-song given to us by our Founding Father.

"ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING!!"
"KEEP THEM HEROES ROLLING!!!"
"RAWHIDE!!!"

Thank you! and enjoy the party. And don't hesitate to join!
Swolte The First.

Speeches will be available on tape for free. They come with the small implantable headphones that allows you to even listen while you are sleeping!!

"He Grand Vizier Iznoghoud? You did tape it, right?"

[This message has been edited by swolte (edited 04-07-2002 @ 05:07 PM).]

Devon_
Member
(id: Lord Devon)

posted 04-07-02 12:19 PM EDT (US) 7 / 1132

Hey, do the Devs have E-mail addresses?

"I have curly pubic hair. If I don't gel it down, it puffs up into a miniature afro and looks rediculous." -Kman

Iznoghoud
Member

posted 04-07-02 12:25 PM EDT (US) 8 / 1132

*test test 123, is that damn mic working again? Ok.* Absolutely, Swolte. That was an amazing speech... However, I will see to it that this and future recordings are not only available on tape, but also reproduced on CD, and distributed as "Teachings on BTOOIC by Swolte the First". The large masses that use an evil device called the "discman"

must also receive these teachings.

And now, the party can really get started! Coffee and doughnuts are freely available at the bar, the money for the consumptions has been donated by our friendly Sir Crashalot, even though he is not yet officially a member. Cheers to Sir Crashalot!

pssst, Sir Crashalot, I'm sure you don't mind it that I took the freedom to take the neccessary funds for the consumptions from your account, right?

"I wanna be Sultan instead of the Sultan!" - Grand Vizier Iznoghoud, 2^nd and honoured member of the BTOOIC (Buildable Teleporters Off Option in Cities)
Admin of the BTOOIC site and forum.

Rorschach
Member

posted 04-07-02 01:25 PM EDT (US) 9 / 1132

*panting and couching after the long but quick run up the hill*

...

...
AND NOW FOR SOME MARCHING!

"ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING!!"

"KEEP THEM HEROES ROLLING!!"

"RAWHIDE!!"

*breaks down and coughs*

...

[This message has been edited by Rorschach (edited 04-07-2002 @ 01:26 PM).]

Sir Crashalot
Member

posted 04-07-02 01:43 PM EDT (US) 10 / 1132

Thats it !!!

*suddenly calms down and smiles evily at Iz*

Does this Hampster look familiar to you?

So...whats it to be ?

1) You refund my money and we`ll all be good friends ?

2) Fluffles gets flamed.

3) The Chainsaw

4) Squish!

5) Made to listen to Abba non stop

Your choice...

Crash

Swolte
AOWH/AOW2H Seraph

posted 04-07-02 01:55 PM EDT (US) 11 / 1132

PICK ABBA, IZ, PICK ABBA!!

*starts singing* Ooooo, I believe in BTOOIC! LALALAAA LALA!!

Oh boy, we got us a dj!

*suddenly realizes that everybody is silent and stops singing*

Iznoghoud
Member

posted 04-07-02 01:59 PM EDT (US) 12 / 1132

Swolte: No worries, I will do the right thing.

Sir Crashalot: Ha, your hollow threats do not frighten me. I do recognize that hamster, it is TinTin the 5th. (we really had hamsters that we called TinTin the 1st, 2nd, etc) He has been quite aggrssive lately, so go ahead and do option 5, 4, 3 and 2 in that order. I think he deserves it. And after that, would you like to join BTOOIC? Membership is completely free for you from now on...

"I wanna be Sultan instead of the Sultan!" - Grand Vizier Iznoghoud, 2^nd and honoured member of the BTOOIC (Buildable Teleporters Off Option in Cities)
Admin of the BTOOIC site and forum.

Iznoghoud
Member

posted 04-07-02 02:05 PM EDT (US) 13 / 1132

Anyone else who wants to join the BTOOIC, (Buildable Teleporters Off Option In Cities) please sign up here.

Membership completely free.

"I wanna be Sultan instead of the Sultan!" - Grand Vizier Iznoghoud, 2^nd and honoured member of the BTOOIC (Buildable Teleporters Off Option in Cities)
Admin of the BTOOIC site and forum.

[This message has been edited by Iznoghoud (edited 04-07-2002 @ 02:08 PM).]

Andalakus
Member

posted 04-07-02 02:14 PM EDT (US) 14 / 1132

Hey great speech!!!!!
But I want another title,
maybe Andalakus the sixt, cause I�m the sixt member
or maybe the classic: "ANDALAKUS THE EVIL"

See you at the secret meetingplace

Mister Pickles
Member

posted 04-07-02 02:23 PM EDT (US) 15 / 1132

*applauds Sir Crashalot for the generous donation of doughnuts and coffee*

*applauds Swolte the First for singing modified Abba*

While we're at it, Mister Pickles would like to be called, "Mister Pickles of Dill".

Andalakus
Member

posted 04-07-02 02:33 PM EDT (US) 16 / 1132

uhmm I mean Andalakus the SIXTH, sorry.

Iznoghoud
Member

posted 04-07-02 02:42 PM EDT (US) 17 / 1132

Please everyone, let the party not be spoiled by Sir Crashalot's threats, have fun, and please sign up if you're not yet a member, it's still completely free, we need more members!

"I wanna be Sultan instead of the Sultan!" - Grand Vizier Iznoghoud, 2^nd and honoured member of the BTOOIC (Buildable Teleporters Off Option in Cities)
Admin of the BTOOIC site and forum.

Black Knight
Banned

posted 04-07-02 02:44 PM EDT (US) 18 / 1132

If this is gonna help somehow the fact of killing the stupid tleporters once forever I amn sure with you - As a matter of fact I am pretty sure it was me who started this campaing probably even before you joined this board... But who cares, right?

I HATE TELEPORTERS! Always and in ANY way they are presented to us! THEY KILL THE GAMEPLAY AND THE STRATEGY!

Andalakus
Member

posted 04-07-02 02:46 PM EDT (US) 19 / 1132

VIVA LA REVU...ahem.
VIVA LA BTOOIC!

Iznoghoud
Member

posted 04-07-02 02:57 PM EDT (US) 20 / 1132

Welcome, Black Knight, to the BTOOIC!

Swolte, we have a new member. Be sure to update the number of marching mushroom thingies on the first post. If we really get a lot of members, maybe you should do it like this, to avoid it being seen as spamming:

x 9

"I wanna be Sultan instead of the Sultan!" - Grand Vizier Iznoghoud, 2^nd and honoured member of the BTOOIC (Buildable Teleporters Off Option in Cities)
Admin of the BTOOIC site and forum.

[This message has been edited by Iznoghoud (edited 04-07-2002 @ 02:59 PM).]

Falagar
Member

posted 04-07-02 03:22 PM EDT (US) 21 / 1132

How do you become a member?

Tell me, Lucifer Morningstar... Ask yourselves, all of you... What power would Hell have if those here imprisoned were not able to dream of Heaven?

Iznoghoud
Member

posted 04-07-02 03:26 PM EDT (US) 22 / 1132

Just by saying you want to be a member. And of course, you have to agree on what the BTOOIC stands for, the teleporter-off-option.

"I wanna be Sultan instead of the Sultan!" - Grand Vizier Iznoghoud, 2^nd and honoured member of the BTOOIC (Buildable Teleporters Off Option in Cities)
Admin of the BTOOIC site and forum.

Rorschach
Member

posted 04-07-02 03:28 PM EDT (US) 23 / 1132

*Having another doughnut*

MAN these are good doughnuts! And that coffee just feels right from the start! I wish we had more members to share these fabulous doughnuts with.
Anyone who wants membership will have to swear to uphold the BTOOIC principles (see top), or else Mister Pickles will have his way with you.
- just kidding folks - or maybe not

Swolte
AOWH/AOW2H Seraph

posted 04-07-02 03:45 PM EDT (US) 24 / 1132

Yes, Falagar. Just say: I do

We'll have another act in several minutes, now

Swolte the First
(Perhaps you could announce, Grand Vizier)

Devon_
Member
(id: Lord Devon)

posted 04-07-02 03:56 PM EDT (US) 25 / 1132

Any task needed by the Lord Devon?

"I have curly pubic hair. If I don't gel it down, it puffs up into a miniature afro and looks rediculous." -Kman

Iznoghoud
Member

posted 04-07-02 04:00 PM EDT (US) 26 / 1132

And now, Ladies and Gentlemen... Swolte the First is here to give another speech. Please all be silent until he is finished. *the crowd slowly goes silent*

Tape recorder is on, Swolte...

"I wanna be Sultan instead of the Sultan!" - Grand Vizier Iznoghoud, 2^nd and honoured member of the BTOOIC (Buildable Teleporters Off Option in Cities)
Admin of the BTOOIC site and forum.

Andalakus
Member

posted 04-07-02 04:05 PM EDT (US) 27 / 1132

While I got your Atention...
IS THERE ANY DEV WHO WANT TO JOIN Btooic?

And watch out forwho want to
the first one

[This message has been edited by Andalakus (edited 04-07-2002 @ 04:08 PM).]

Mister Pickles
Member

posted 04-07-02 04:26 PM EDT (US) 28 / 1132

I'll have another Ice Cap over here please (that's one of the perks to being a bouncer

). Now, SHUT UP SO SWOLTE CAN SAY HIS PEACE!!!

crap, did the tape recorder get that?

[This message has been edited by Mister Pickles (edited 04-07-2002 @ 04:51 PM).]

Wazzz
VIP

posted 04-07-02 04:27 PM EDT (US) 29 / 1132

what?
what was that!?
I could swear I heard something...

Hey, a party!
great music guys, and look at the party goers!

Great music yeah!

Hey, a speaker!
let's hear what he has to say...

WHAT!?

KOYAANISQATSI (From The Hopi Language)
1. Crazy Life. 2. Life In Turmoil.
3. Life Disintegrating. 4. Life Out Of Balance.
5. A State Of Life That Calls For Another Way Of Living.
6. Greatest Movie Ever Made.

[This message has been edited by Wazzz (edited 04-07-2002 @ 04:29 PM).]

Rorschach
Member

posted 04-07-02 04:31 PM EDT (US) 30 / 1132

While we wait for our esteemed first one swolte, may I provide you with refreshments?

A doughnut perhaps? Some coffee?

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