posted 01-20-07 07:49 AM EDT (US)
Evil is a point of view.
Many years ago, the barbaric warlord TaylorFlame tried to take control of the magnificent forum of BFME2H. He had a legion of n00bs at his command, and destroyed much of the forums, and imprisoned Kester. However, there was one forummer who campaigned against Taylor tirelessly. He led the battered forummers into the last great spam war; championing the cause of the seraphim, and after many bloody battles expelled the foul Taylor from the lands to the east and freeing the captured staff members and restoring order. EoJ was his name- defender of the seraphim.
Peace reigned.
But now a storm rises to the east. The evil Taylor Flame is becoming active again. Many forummers have expressed dissatisfaction with the current system, and Taylor pounces on these naοve people like a cat, whispering in their ears of being staff members, being the heroes of the forum by liberating the forummers from the foul and corrupt leaders, and their dark champion- EoJ. Rumour spreads wildly through the free lands, and many forummers fall for his lies and desert to his growing armies of n00bs, and find positions as captains in his armies. Invasion looks imminent.
But hope is not lost- there is still an amount of loyal forummers that havent been swayed by false accusations, and petty lies. EoJ leads them, battling to keep his beloved forum safe. Skirmishes erupt in the General, Multiplayer, World builder, and Create a hero forums, the forummers of the strategy forum stalwartly resist all incursions, but Fan fiction and art is overrun. The reviewers retreat and website announcements and feedback suffers greatly from the savageness, and the 360 zone and replays forum is swept away easily. The Prancing Pony is a battleground, neither side able to outwit the other to gain control of this most important of forums, but it seems that the n00bs have the upper hand in the Tavern, while forummers man the defences of the Bree Bash. It seems that the Prancing Pony, and with it the forums, will fall victim to Taylors ruthlessness, but in a grand and last ditch gesture, EoJ himself rides out from the Bree Bash to bring the evil Taylor to battle. EoJ, having caught Taylor by surprise, forces the enemy to flee from the Tavern, liberating it. The army pursues the cowardly dogs, when Taylor turns and prepares for battle outside the Census thread.
The battle of the OT threads is over. The battle of the forum has just begun.
Many years ago, the barbaric warlord TaylorFlame tried to take control of the magnificent forum of BFME2H. He had a legion of n00bs at his command, and destroyed much of the forums, and imprisoned Kester. However, there was one forummer who campaigned against Taylor tirelessly. He led the battered forummers into the last great spam war; championing the cause of the seraphim, and after many bloody battles expelled the foul Taylor from the lands to the east and freeing the captured staff members and restoring order. EoJ was his name- defender of the seraphim.
Peace reigned.
But now a storm rises to the east. The evil Taylor Flame is becoming active again. Many forummers have expressed dissatisfaction with the current system, and Taylor pounces on these naοve people like a cat, whispering in their ears of being staff members, being the heroes of the forum by liberating the forummers from the foul and corrupt leaders, and their dark champion- EoJ. Rumour spreads wildly through the free lands, and many forummers fall for his lies and desert to his growing armies of n00bs, and find positions as captains in his armies. Invasion looks imminent.
But hope is not lost- there is still an amount of loyal forummers that havent been swayed by false accusations, and petty lies. EoJ leads them, battling to keep his beloved forum safe. Skirmishes erupt in the General, Multiplayer, World builder, and Create a hero forums, the forummers of the strategy forum stalwartly resist all incursions, but Fan fiction and art is overrun. The reviewers retreat and website announcements and feedback suffers greatly from the savageness, and the 360 zone and replays forum is swept away easily. The Prancing Pony is a battleground, neither side able to outwit the other to gain control of this most important of forums, but it seems that the n00bs have the upper hand in the Tavern, while forummers man the defences of the Bree Bash. It seems that the Prancing Pony, and with it the forums, will fall victim to Taylors ruthlessness, but in a grand and last ditch gesture, EoJ himself rides out from the Bree Bash to bring the evil Taylor to battle. EoJ, having caught Taylor by surprise, forces the enemy to flee from the Tavern, liberating it. The army pursues the cowardly dogs, when Taylor turns and prepares for battle outside the Census thread.
The battle of the OT threads is over. The battle of the forum has just begun.
And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Game thread will be up soon as we fine tune the rules 
house won this