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Varanus_Sapiens
Dúnadan

posted 09-20-06 06:46 PM EDT (US)

Ok, I do not believe this heaven has one, so here it is...

Post your favorite quotes here (presumably from other forumers I guess, but it can be from the non cyber life...)

I'll atart off with some (whenever you see a new one, post it here, but don't quote a quote already in here)

"*slaps SS*" EoJ

"Hey! That was uncalled for! You know I would never tell an absolute looser, n00b and owner of a brain the size of a glueon (Look it up- the term exists) what he is. Especially not you " EoJ

Don't blame me for liking his "creative" posts. I'll get to some others though

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[This message has been edited by Varanus_Sapiens (edited 09-20-2006 @ 06:50 PM).]

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Gaius Colinius
Seraph Emeritus

posted 11-16-06 01:44 PM EDT (US) 26 / 35

Ye should put the good ones in the title post. That's what we did with our quotes thread.

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Murrogh
Dúnadan

posted 11-17-06 09:21 AM EDT (US) 27 / 35

"They couldn't hit the broad side of a barn from this ra-"(cut short by bullet)

Civil war soldier

Yamato Take
Prince of Tennis

posted 11-17-06 07:02 PM EDT (US) 28 / 35

"Guinea Strike!"

When TAylor said that, I just smiled and shook my head.

Cosmopolitan? Check.

GandalfDaGraay
Dúnadan

posted 11-21-06 07:31 AM EDT (US) 29 / 35

This is SuicidalScotsman's post in the Tavern after Gaius Colinius receives a message from EoJ and declares himself "mouthofeoj".... read and weep with laughter.

*Scene begins as SS, Lady A, Eruco Elessar, Johndisp, and RedN0mad approaching the Fanfic forum*
Lady A: Let the lord of the AC come forth! Let the banning be done upon him!

*Nothing happens. Forum slowly loads, and a lone thread titled by the mouthofeoj awaits them*

Gaius Colinius: My Master, EoJ the great, Bids thee Welcome.

*Flashes wicked smile, Everyone looks on in somewhat disgust*

Gaius Colinius: Is there anyone here with creativity to share with me?

Eruco Elessar: We do not come to share with EoJ...the Faithless...and Reclusive! Tell your Writer this: The bad writers of the AC must disband, they are to depart these forums, never to return.

Gaius Colinius: Hahaha! Old Wraithbeard...

*Pauses*

Gaius Colinius: Ah! I have a token I was bidden to show thee...

*Pulls out parts of AC by Boddah*

RedN0mad: No!

SS: Silence!

Johndisp: *Gasp*

SS: (Desparingly) Silence!

*Gaius Smiles*

Gaius Colinius: The writer was dear to thee I see...Know that he suffered greatly at the hands of the writers...

Gaius Colinius: Who would have thought one so small...could endure so much crap...and he did Writers...he did...

*Johndisp walks forwards*

Gaius Colinius: And who is this? A Mature writer? It takes more to make an author then a few lines of Drama...!

*John takes Bartoks' axe and decapitates the mouthofeoj*

Johndisp: I do not belive it!...I will not! The AC must be saved!

*Forum rumbles, experienced writers panic as the swarm of bad writers begins to engulf them in mounds of bad writing*

*Eruco Elessar steps forward, eyeing the crowd*

Eruco Elessar:...For Boddah

*charges Bad writers, SS, Johndisp, Lady A, and RedN0mad follow*

Heck to the darkness
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[This message has been edited by GandalfDaGraay (edited 11-21-2006 @ 07:33 AM).]

MR ANCALAGON
Dúnadan
(id: Ancalagon_4554)

posted 01-06-07 07:18 PM EDT (US) 30 / 35

*revives*

Quoted from Yamato Take:

(the HG OD is) sort of like one of the Tavern WArs on crack....

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MightyFireball
Dúnadan

posted 01-06-07 07:26 PM EDT (US) 31 / 35

Great scene SS, and good revival skills GandalfdaGraay.

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Chill with me.

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EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus

posted 01-07-07 05:17 AM EDT (US) 32 / 35

Shall I make one and start updating it properly (like putting the quotes in the title post)? I'll moderate fairly.

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You

MightyFireball
Dúnadan

posted 01-07-07 09:06 AM EDT (US) 33 / 35

Well, that would be nice to have all the quotes in one place, but I don't know if anyone else minds....

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Chill with me.

MR ANCALAGON
Dúnadan
(id: Ancalagon_4554)

posted 01-07-07 11:41 AM EDT (US) 34 / 35

Wait! I got an Idea! Quote of the Week!

EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus

posted 01-07-07 12:34 PM EDT (US) 35 / 35

Go for it

Quote:

Well, that would be nice to have all the quotes in one place, but I don't know if anyone else minds....

Yeah- I take the good stuff from this thread and put it in, as well as new stuff

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You

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