Splash Splash Screenplay IV The legacy continues

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kevo
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(id: kevingamer prime)

posted 01-11-04 12:48 PM CT (US)

Anyone may make contributions. Do try to make it funny and/or intresting. If it is not, I reserve the right to void it. I know some people here are more comedy and literarily talented than others so some of you people should definatly try this and learn from your mistakes if you did something wrong. That is all.

Ok, new story, lets go.

We join our heroes as they embark on a new adventure. We begin our journey in the bustling town of TC
*People scream*
Villager: OUR EVIL KING, PHILIP DUNSCOMBE IS EATING US LEFTOVERS!
*many people turn into piles of leftover turkey and mashed potatoes*
villager2: run away! run away!
Philip: Hahahahah! *zaps villagers with a "turn things into leftovers" gun

Meanwhile, at splash splash hq.....
zyx: The kitchen is on fire again!
Kelar: not again!
DM: nav! did you mistake Gasoline for coking oil again???
nav_2004: (from kitchen) The look alike, k?
Adder: I should never have let nav make the new thread...

Artifex Chylaibis: kevo', you spelled my name wrong...
Medevil Warfare: Yeah! kevin! stop it!
CrystalClown: Just use abreveations already!
kevin: fine.....
BeserkerJerker: *walks in* Hey guys! I just came back from TC, and guess what?
all: what?
BJ: I got this great new pipe! it's like round, and 1.5" in diameter and 1 foot long!
all: ohh.....
BJ: oh, and Phil has gone crazy again and is eating everyone.
adder: same old, same old.....
BJ: He ate 5 word story
Adder: *gasp* That son of a ***** is goin' down.
*place blows up*
Nav: no, its wasnt me........
kevin: who was it?
zyx: off in the distance! Look, trebs!
DM: The flag of Phil!
zyx: They have a +433 atk bonus against our ruined bulding!
kevin: ...not like it wasn't ruined from the first place by nav......
AC: We gotta defend ourselves!
aoegolfer: I know! I know! kevin and I can hit flaming C4 coated golf balls and kill the trebs!
kevin: great idea!
*aoegolfer tees one up and takes a swing, golf ball explodes on impact*
kevin: Perhaps we can drop the C4....
So then kevin and aoegolfer begins a barrage of golfballs to try and kill Phil's trebs
Kevin: Dang it aoegolfer, can't you hit straight???
aoegolfer: this is not working! I can't drive 310 yards!!!!
nav: run!
*all the splashers run into the woods*

DM: ok, we have to attack TC and win back our thread!

How will they do this? Why did Phil decide to eat everyone and attack splash splash? How the heck can you set a gplf ball on fire? Tune in next time to find out!

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[This message has been edited by kevingamer _AcX_ (edited 01-13-2004 @ 07:17 PM).]

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kevo
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(id: kevingamer prime)

posted 01-11-04 01:15 PM CT (US) 1 / 143

After a review of the old screenplay, I have decided to also let da hobo write installments.

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MG
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(id: Marshal Gandalf)

posted 01-11-04 01:32 PM CT (US) 2 / 143

Do you know, it's discrimination to ban other people from interacting in your fun?
*cough*

_{Who needs a sig, anyway.}

Raptor the Good
Squire

posted 01-11-04 02:14 PM CT (US) 3 / 143

Excuse me!

I'm not a n00b, nor a newbie anymore. I do not make nonsensical posts like Ray or SS and request to be included.

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Adder
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posted 01-11-04 02:18 PM CT (US) 4 / 143

Raptor, you are a newbie. I am still comparatively new.

*Is older than kevo*

*Doesn't care that he's not included*

I can't write anyway.

Adder |
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Raptor the Good
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posted 01-11-04 02:22 PM CT (US) 5 / 143

Ok, well I'm still relatively new, but the second part is still true:

Quote:

I do not make nonsensical posts like Ray or SS and request to be included.

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penguin
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posted 01-11-04 03:28 PM CT (US) 6 / 143

Quote:

Only 5 people can make contributions!

da hobo

zyxomma100

Danthered

I will admit the last screenplay was pathetic, but that is really unfair to a lot of people, who deserve the right to post.

Maybe there should be a thread where everybody can post, and people won't be excluded.

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MW
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posted 01-11-04 03:32 PM CT (US) 7 / 143

Kind of offensive toward noob, eh?

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zyxomma100
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posted 01-11-04 03:33 PM CT (US) 8 / 143

I suggest you add GoC, too. His installments were great. I would say to add Nabrimn, but he's gone...

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Steve
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posted 01-11-04 03:45 PM CT (US) 9 / 143

Quote:

Wha?

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kevo
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(id: kevingamer prime)

posted 01-11-04 04:06 PM CT (US) 10 / 143

Fine, Fine....

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Kelar
Squire

posted 01-11-04 04:52 PM CT (US) 11 / 143

I wish to be referred to as Lawngnome, as in the past.

No. Bad Jarl. Bad Bad Jarl. NO Penis ASCII.
-Andy.

GoC
Squire
(id: Ghost of Caesar)

posted 01-11-04 05:32 PM CT (US) 12 / 143

I already started a new one. It shall proceed when the Moon and Alpha Centauri are in alignment with Portugal.

Raptor the Good
Squire

posted 01-11-04 06:59 PM CT (US) 13 / 143

Thanks Kev. I have one suggestion: Do not allow Ray to write a part that has himself in it. He will take over again.

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rayoflightsword
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posted 01-11-04 07:02 PM CT (US) 14 / 143

I'm hearing every word you say Raptor...

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Lordoftherings
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posted 01-11-04 07:03 PM CT (US) 15 / 143

I've never posted in Splash Splash before but it sounds interesting.

What something wrong with my sig?

Raptor the Good
Squire

posted 01-11-04 07:04 PM CT (US) 16 / 143

Ray, don't deny it. You did take over the thread last time.

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Philip Dunscombe
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posted 01-11-04 07:19 PM CT (US) 17 / 143

You have my character all wrong I am 10 times more arrogant then I am shown to be.

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Deathmatch
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(id: Darkmaster)

posted 01-11-04 08:00 PM CT (US) 18 / 143

What's "coking oil"? I would never misspell, save mispronounce such a simple word.

-1

rayoflightsword
Squire

posted 01-11-04 08:04 PM CT (US) 19 / 143

@Raptor: You are banned.

Raptor the Good
Squire

posted 01-11-04 08:42 PM CT (US) 20 / 143

Ray, you are banned.

Now lets stop this before it gets out of hand.

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rayoflightsword
Squire

posted 01-11-04 08:58 PM CT (US) 21 / 143

You can't make me do anything. Remember I'm a Seraph and you're just an Angel with no title.

ax_man1
Squire

posted 01-11-04 10:30 PM CT (US) 22 / 143

If I promise not to write about viagra or evil monkeys can I add to it?

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Magnum Pi
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posted 01-12-04 06:24 PM CT (US) 23 / 143

Where is this thread going anyway, although I am roflmao about the play, it was funny

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kevo
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(id: kevingamer prime)

posted 01-12-04 08:46 PM CT (US) 24 / 143

unnamed: Oy! Now what? We are nameless ones!
unnamed: How will people know who is who?
unnamed: That's not importaint now, we need a plan
unnamed: Yes, we must attack the army of Philip, got an idea, kevo?
teh ubber 1337 unnamed: That's me, I think we should strike with large masses and invade the walled city of TC
unnamed: We are vastly outnumbered! what do we do?
teh ubber 1337 unnamed: Ok, I think first we should wear these name tags so we know who's who *hands out name tags*
rapter teh gud: Hey! ytou spelled all our names wrong!
OMFG THIS GUY IZ SO 1337!!!!!: well, just some of you guys.....
zycorna: Comon, kevin, this is not funny
kelar: grr....
Dark_Ako: I liked the unamed better.....
DM: Nah, I just fixed it, I made a new set just in case
kevin: dang it!

That night was the night before the big battle. However, the splash splash malitia was vastly outnumbered. But OldGrex knew of a way to save them.
Oldgrex: kevin, may I have a word with you in my tent?
kevin: surely
in tent.....
OldGrex: I come riding a long distance to give this to you....
kevin: GASP! The sword of DsoD!
OldGrex: Yes, it will help you win the war. Use it.

Immedeatly, our hero set off with zyx and The Adder into the mountains of the Mod announcements
nav: No! kevo' know there be no hope! We cannot win!
DM: Yes, we cannot win, but we will still go into battle tommorow.

zyx: kevin, why are we going into the mod announcements again?
kevin: Long ago, Dsod was the king of the land. There were a group of people, the bannies, who pledged allegince to DsoD. However, when DsoD needed them, the fled to the mountains. So Dsod cursed them so they could not rest until they complete thier allegence. With the sword of Dsod, we can liberate them to fight for us and repay thier debt.
Adder: You know what this reminds me of? Return of the king.
kevin: No, really sherlock????

inside the dark cave
Adder: I don't like the looks of this place....
zyx: n00b posts are everywhere......
suddenly, a ghostly figure appears. It is the banned form of Mickey Sommers
MS: what do j00 seek of us deprted n00bz?
Army of ghost n00bs form around them, it includes musiclover, Khan Man, sishir, snib, and Dragon_Sword
kevin: We want an allience
MS: we only ally with the king, Dark side of day and now, 4 inruptin us, j00 shal pay teh price... of nDEATHJ!!!11
*army moves in on the 3*
Adder shoots and arrow, it goes right through MS, not harming him a bit. Kevin clashed the sword of Dsod with MS's
MS: (surprized) TEH BLADE HAS BEEN BROKEN!!!!1
kevin: It had been reforged, join us, and we will call your debt repaid!
MS: ...very well....

..and due to the fact that in the previous episode we promised the viewer that they will be told how to set golfballs on fire.....

coat golfballs with gasoline
light match
put match in contact with golfball surface

narrator: Now that the splashers have the n00bs on thier side, they are ready for battle, will they win? find out next time!

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Pyschosomatic
Squire

posted 01-12-04 08:54 PM CT (US) 25 / 143

Time to ruin your fun!

j/k

or am I?:P

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