It happened one sunny day,
In the AoKH GD Community:
A terror in human form came to stay,
Who would spam with impunity.
ModRocker was the name of this sod,
And a terrible forumer was him,
He who liked to design mods,
And was a fan of Camp Jim.

Right from his first thread,
One of spamming and foolishment,
His reputation quickly spread,
And forumers knew what annoyance meant.
Neither trolling nor flaming was above him,
His insult of choice was "you silly goose".
Our thoughts were: if this continues,
The moderators would soon prepare him a noose.

He claimed to be 58:
This was clearly a blatant lie.
As he posted about his unusual personal habits,
The shout was "ModRocker must die!!!"
ModRocker turned irritation into an art form,
He was considered pretty odd.
Oh, when would he leave us alone,
This brat, a designer of mods?

One day, near December,
Things got out of hand.
ModRocker vilely insulted a respected member,
And a moderator took a stand.
ModRocker was causing nothing but problems,
And gave him a choice, did she.
ModRocker -- that heinous goblin,
Could either clean up his act or leave.

ModRocker was banned from the site,
A celebration was held by all.
At last, the forum was back in the light.
No-one mourned ModRocker's fall.
But what if it was a temporary ban?
If that was the case, then...
Then his banishment would expire,
AND WE MIGHT SEE MODROCKER AGAIN!!!