Imperial lobster is so red that with that moustache he looks like a really, really embarrassed Hitler.

Peanut has to make a move on Lobster!

I wonder if Saffah knows who her avatar has been fondling around with lately.

It could have been worse, DrNick, this proposal might have happened inside a sport stadium .

Not sure what you mean - put this on a blog instead of in this thread?

Well, I mean the blog could store all the pictures and accompanying text, this thread could hold links to all the days and be the "general discussion place".

I don't have any problems with loading all the pics inside the thread, though, so I'm down with whatever.

Lol Nick + Saffah!

I haven't been seen for 3 whole episodes! :O

It could have been worse, DrNick, this proposal might have happened inside a sport stadium

That was scripted though.

It could have been worse, DrNick, this proposal might have happened inside a sport stadium.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Esr_okP5Qmo

Ouch.

[This message has been edited by CunniJA (edited 07-31-2009 @ 08:33 PM).]

What's with me and mete ?

Good update as always, had some chuckles

Day eleven in the Saloon house - Part Two


Inside the second house Jax has visited wearing not-a-lot. He plays video games as Echo and GFGJ discuss food.


Cheesewiz sits alone, reading.


Maffia, Mapppp, Brandnizzle, Kumar and Mete stand in a circle having a staring contest.


Meanwhile, Dio visits Lone Prodigy who doesn't take particularly well to him.


DrNick and As Saffah discuss Saturn.


Taufiq is at the beach playing chess by himself. He's not too happy about it and wants to leave.


So he's soon in the cab and away.


The staring contest finished, Mete and Kumar flirt a little bit, which annoys everyone else in the room for some reason.


CunniJa takes his turn on the crazy virtual reality kit.


Taufiq has gone to see Elpea! He's delighted to see him.


ImperialLobster wishes he had a mirror as he brushes his teeth.


Abby has finished her second piece of art!



Getting into it, she wants to join an art class at the school.


DrNick takes over the computer at the second house and he plays video games.


James246 isn't especially impressed with Jax and Cheesewiz's dancing.


He's soon insulting Jax by calling him a baby,


DrNick's mind can't help returning to his rejected proposal earlier. Poor DrNick


Beekay wonders about the toilet.


Botolf puts a stop to any silly business from Jax. He's not too happy with Jax's lack of clothing.


Brandnizzle wants to go to bed but can't while Mete is there. He loudly states this to the group.


Abby returns home from the school and freaks out a little bit.


She has stolen DrNick's spanner and begins fiddling with the music system.


Mapppp plays with the VR kit as Shan and Mete get on very well.


DrNick and Jax have left the second house and discuss their respective successes and failures of the day.


Elpea is a little too enthusiastic for Taufiq's taste. They return home to bed.

edit
actually i have another day to post; please ignore my drunken thatsallfolks-posting

[This message has been edited by Shrink (edited 08-01-2009 @ 10:14 PM).]

I propose you start killing off everybody.

Yeah, I never get to do anything interesting.

Wait, that's it? There's so much unresolved...

This thread must never die!

That was awesome, though I too am sad at the sudden ending.

But i'm sure this is all very time consuming for shrink so i can't blame him.

Great picture of the guy on the left almost running.

It's a shame the thread's finishing without more moderators in the story, but it is a very long story to begin with so we clearly need a volume II perhaps from another game. Aom wouldn't be a good idea, though, because everyone would die really easily but maybe you should try something sim-ish like Restaurant Empire or maybe World in Conflict.

dwarf fortress, name each dwarf after a salooner.

Maybe DF would be okay. Maybe.

And here we can see that Shrink has caught a fish.
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Oh no he is on fire he should be more careful when cooking fish near the pitch farm.
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And Shrink talks with General_II.
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Hi, greets General_II, and Shrink says hello as well, and adds that he appears to be suffering third degree burns.
☺ ☺
Nice weather isn't it states the General_II dwarf. Shrink agrees but says that it is too hot for his tastes.
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Then it rains.
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General_II asks for some fish because he is hungry but then goes insane.
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And he doesn't move.
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edit: try it out with a graphical tileset for the non-DF players.

[This message has been edited by General_II (edited 08-01-2009 @ 08:10 PM).]

Very good job Shrink. Thread of the year.

If there ever is a next time, it would probably be best to put a maximum on the number of characters. It was awesome to include everyone that wanted to get in, but would be cool to follow DrNick around more

edit: try it out with a graphical tileset for the non-DF players.

Yup that's what I have.
Last time I played I picked too perfect an area and my fortress got too huge and boring :/
I think I had 2 goblin invasions which got completely slaughtered with maybe 1 or 2 losses.

The hilarious thing is that I had no metal production whatsoever but just bought all my weapons and armor from traders.


Here are some pictures of rooms for the dwarves that I kept having to construct.
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u64/Freaky_2/dwarffort1.jpg
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u64/Freaky_2/dwarffort2.jpg

I ended up making 2 tunnels into the local river and flooding the place.

[This message has been edited by pHraeKAY (edited 08-01-2009 @ 09:07 PM).]

Day twelve in the Saloon house - The Finale


Phraekay is the first housemate to wake up. Seconds before making breakfast, he decides to host a house party this afternoon. Guests are advised to wear their finest clothes.


After breakfast, while the others sleep, Phraekay heads out into town.


He arrives at a new house.


A suave CrazyLunatic is inside!


The two get on finely.


Outside they play tag together.


Back at the main house, DrNick wakes and takes a shower.


He has discovered the tellybox is broken so he resolves to fix it.


Abby and Jax share a kiss upon waking though Jax needs the toilet.


Bingo Little wakes and joins CrazyLunatic and Phraekay.


Having fixed(!) the tellybox, DrNick rearranges the furniture in the living in preparation for the afternoon's party.


Elpea wakes; he and his bed are astoundingly dirty, so he takes a shower.


Taufiq reads a pregnancy guide for expecting mothers over breakfast.


Mete takes a shower.


He's first to put his suit on for the party, and he looks good.


DrNick agrees and compliments him while Abby begins a third painting.


The two begin dancing.


Taufiq plays on the new video game system in the living room.


DrNick and Jax join Mete in garb.


DrNick is soon playing with his spanner.


Mete and Jax dance!


Elpea and Taufiq kiss as DrNick attempts to watch telly.


Kumar Shah is the first party guest to arrive and he's shockingly underdressed.


Echo and As Saffah chat with Jax and Mete.


DrNick moves in and kisses As Saffah as Echo and Jax dangerously flirt.


Botolf, Lone Prodigy, and CunniJa have arrived in lovely suits.


Botolf and Lone Prodigy decide to dance.


In a bedroom Mete doesn't seem to mind Kumar's lack of clothing as the two get very close.


They're very happy.


DrNick looks a tiny bit frightened as Echo steps up her flirting with Jax.


Dio has arrived and he compliments Abby.


Eventually he dances with As saffah.


Echo leaves Jax alone and dances with the always-receptive Taufiq.


Kumar and Mete are quite playful together.


Abby bonds with Elpea by bitching about Jax.


Phraekay is bored in the company of Lone Prodigy and Echo, who stand around awkwardly.


DrNick and As Saffah happily get more serious about their relationship. She agrees to stay the night and he wishes to live with her


Mete decides to eat alone, and he wonders if the maid turned up today.


Jax chats to Elpea about how much he would like to succeed at catching a fish as Elpea thinks about the gossip from Abby earlier.


Dio is the last guest still at the party.


Mete might be a bit tipsy but he's clearly a third wheel.


Out of nowhere, Jax inappropriately traumatises As Saffah by attempting to kiss her. This doesn't go unnoticed by the pepetually painting Abby.


DrNick comforts As Saffah as Jax pointedly ignores Abby.


A kiss.


Jax dances with Mete.


Everybody begins to get on again.


Abby has finished some art!


She has some supper with DrNick, and they make stilted conversation. There's possibly an elephant in the room.


Oh yes, it's Jax, making some dinner. He doesn't get to eat it yet however as Abby comes over and confronts him about some slight misdemeanours.


Things escalate, words are said, and Jax slaps Abby! DrNick decides now is the time to play some music.


Abby doesn't appreciate being slapped and the two have a full-on fight! :O :O


Abby wins, but really neither do as they break up their relationship and become enemies. DrNick continues to play some songs.


The two ignore each other; Jax eats his soup as Abby gazes out of the window.


Outside, Elpea rummages through the garbage.

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THE END

YOU HAVE BEEN WATCHING
(in order of appearance)


DrNick

Mete

Shrink

Phraekay

Taufiq

Jax

Abby

Elpea

Cheesewiz

As Saffah

Echo

Dio

GFGJ

Beekay

Brandnizzle

Kumar Shah

Major Helper

Maffia

Kivlov

Botolf

James246

CunniJa

Shan

Mapppp

ImperialLobster

Lone Prodigy

CrazyLunatic

Bingo Little
(apologies for those short changed or not included)

[This message has been edited by Shrink le fou (edited 04-14-2012 @ 06:57 PM).]

A sad ending!

I was actually thinking someone picked this up on a different way. Have salooners play "god" and send in random events to trouble the poor salooners or follow the life of one sim and make his choices by vote. What do you think Shrink?

Haha tell me you weren't controlling Jax, Abby, and Dr Nick during the climax?

I appeared here just like in real life:

Entered right near the end and did almost nothing.

great!