This is the Noob Bashing Room. Here I take people who deserve it and bash them senseless with a lawngnome. Don't make me put you in here, and do not confuse this with bleedteal's Noob Timeout Pen. In addition, there will be a Letter of the Week. The Letter of the Week means nothing; it simply ties the thread together. I hope that with a few more programs like these we can help make Splash Splash a better place. On a more serious note, I decided to keep the screenplay in here. I posted all the good installments I wrote, so that's Kevo's and GoC's (should he ever stop cawing) cue to go ahead and type. (Read: Please write something guys! I don't have the creativity to do it all myself!) I'll post the latest installment here in the topic post, and leave the rest at the screenplay website Narrator: In the Staff Forums… Back at splash splash… Narrator: Outside splash splash… Narrator: Will swp’s tried and true advice fall to a Pauken strategy? Or will the flush still reign supreme? Why haven’t cheats been turned off? Is this even a multiplayer game? Who wants to be a millionaire? Tune in next time... [This message has been edited by zyxomma100 (edited 03-28-2004 @ 06:09 PM).]
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BAW: Your plan sucks.
Musiclover: Fine. Plan B.
Narrator: musiclover brings out a Longbow.
Longbow: Put me down. I haven’t posted in a few months anyway. I shouldn’t even be in the screenplay.
Narrator: Longbow walks away. Musiclover pulls out a longbow.
BAW: Let me shoot it!
Musiclover: No, me!
Phil (on phone): Yes, that’s right. Change the titles of all forumers to Slime Mold.
Phil (hit by Aro): Damn, why’d you do that?
Dark_Aro: The devil zyx made me do it.
Phil (hit by arrow): Ugh... *dies*
Ax: Initiate Operation swp!
Narrator: The splashers go to work collecting resources in preparation for a flush.
BAW: Initiate Operation Pauken!
Narrator: BMW start a Town Center in preparation for making COBRAs.
zyxomma100- Age of Kings Heaven forumer
Proudly thwarting Dark_Aro's evil plans since 2002
"There is nothing more sad than watching a teutonic knight chasing a petard."