[He is Now Locked Up Forever]
[He shall Never bother you again]
Your Welcome,
The Space Chipmunks

[This message has been edited by Luke_SkyWalker55 (edited 05-14-2002 @ 10:01 AM).]

*wanders off into the forest where Elves are supposed to live*

Wow! I have never seen so many Nymphs in one place! The forest really is the most dangerous part of the park (if you intend to leave that is).

*notices penguins*

Hey, it's the penguin invaders!

*uses dominate ability on penguins*

OK, I quess this should fix the problem. Not to mention I now have an army of Dire Penguins.

*reopnes park*

[This message has been edited by LordDragatus (edited 05-15-2002 @ 10:08 AM).]

:Sorry for the delay... We had to find a way in to the penguins' castle... Anyways, we got in... We made a really big explosive, and blew a hole in the side, but the thing is... Crono was standing too close to the bomb, and he kinda... Died... We found his shoes and udnerwear, but that's it...
Anyways, we're not inside yet. We're still waiting to see if the penguins noticed the explosion... Not a single one seems to have heard it... We saw these weird machinelike thingies try to take over the penguins, but it looks like they(the penguins) were too evil to be controlled().

:Quit hogging the communicator!

:Marle, really... Lemme do this. You don't know the first thing about this stuff.

:give it here!

:*unintelligable shouting, screaming and arguing*

Well, that was our transmission... Apparently, we have 1 casualty... Anyways, we(I) have also received news that the penguins are only occupying the northernmost area, the mountains. Apparently, the ones in the center were scared off by Lord Dragatus dominating their kind. Therefor, it appears that we can reopen most of the park, I just want to warn everyone:stay away from the penguin lands. As soon as you see snow, that's the penguin land. Stay away from it.

:we see the army. We're transmitting a visual.

:I wanted to say that! You never let me use that thing!

:Shut up, Marle, or I'll tell everyone you're real name.

:*whimpers*

We have a visual.

Seems that one penguin is talking to a bunch of others... He must be training them or something...
:ALRIGHT! Who here has anything they'd rather be doing than marching up and down the square?

Alright... We've seen what they're doing. As I do not want to completely rip-off Monty Python, we'll be leaving it at that.

[This message has been edited by psykitty (edited 05-14-2002 @ 03:21 PM).]

:Umm... I don't know how to tell you this, but uh... Well, we found their leader...

(me):So? That's a good thing, isn't it?

:Uhh, well... Kinda, but you see... We sort of... The guards found us.. Marle sneezed when I was just about to shoot their leader in the back... He heard us and called the guards... Then, the guards captured us, and took our weapons...

(me):Ok... That's not so bad... Where's Marle?

:They took her away to be executed...

(me)#%@#^^%@#^%$@#^%@$#%@$#%@$#%@#$@#%@$#%@#$!

:Uhh... We still get paid, right? Right?

(me):*turns communicator off*

@#$%!

"That's treasure hunter."

"Wau! Gau!" *runs all over the place* "Shiny! Shiny shiny shiny shiny..."

Yeah yeah, whatever. Anyways, if you think you need them, just give me a shout.

[This message has been edited by Mister Pickles (edited 05-14-2002 @ 11:58 PM).]

*sudenly gets an idea and stops casting ressurect hero - it would proboably bring back Black Helmet Man anyway*

*goes to the wishing fountain to wish that the penguin army (and especialy the leader) wouldn't get fried by a huge firestorm*

:"Who?!The striped assasin!Guards,stay on full alert!"
:"Whoopsy"

"Um,you might wanna watch out for that big nuke bomber,stripy"

[This message has been edited by LordDragatus (edited 05-15-2002 @ 11:23 AM).]

*They eat him*
"Burp"

Your last chance has failed...all is lost...

Its Dicsco Boy!

Do it all night!

P.S., Crono isn't really dead, what happened to him will be revealed in the map I plan to make based on the penguins taking over the park, so ressurect hero spells won't work on him... Also, they won't work on Black Helmet Man either because he isn't a hero.

:Hey!

Oh, and he came back to life somehow.

:Stop whispering!

NO!Hey, Mr.Pickles... Can I use Mr.T for a while? I think Black Helmet Man needs to pay him another visit..._{And get the crap beaten out of him again...}

:What?

Nothing... Nothing...

[This message has been edited by psykitty (edited 05-15-2002 @ 07:10 PM).]

*For each penguin that died, 5 more appear out of nowhere to take it's place*

*the penguins march forward, grabbing whatever they can find(slingshots, machineguns, flying vorpal-bunny cannons)*

*The penguins attack the Borg*

*the penguins drive everyone out of their mountains, except Crono, Marle and Lucca, and the Striped Assassin, who have eluded them so far*

*Oh, and they didn't go after Mr.T either. They won't go near him for some reason...*

[This message has been edited by psykitty (edited 05-15-2002 @ 07:51 PM).]

*Runs away*
"Die Suckas!"
*Borg kill all the penguins*
"There your park is rid of them,now im going to go assimilate somthing.."

"But is the penguin-side stronger?"

"No! easier it is...more tempting!

"oh"

*goes to kill FALCE Luke Skywalker and Black-helmetman*

Scientist-guy who no one knows the name of yet:Um, actually... All robots will at some point rebel against their masters...(Quiet, you.

[This message has been edited by psykitty (edited 05-22-2002 @ 00:03 AM).]

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*wiping seagull poop off*Anyways, like I was saying, perfectly safe. Good day.*trips over a tree branch while walking off into the distance*OW!

Soon, I will send Crono, Marle and Lucca into the forest to investigate it's dangers.

Eeer, I've been in the forrest and it's very, very dangerous. It's crawling with Nymphs and I could hardly get away. Make sure not to send any guys in it, you may never see them again (except if you follow them).