LORD OF FIRE LEFT HIS LAND OF HADES TO QUELL HIS HUNGER FOR THIRST FOR BLOOD! !!!1eleven!!!1 QUAESTORS WAS HIS FATHER AND HAS GOLDEN BOW OF ARROW! OFTEN MANY A COMMON TIME, HE WOULD LAY WASTE TO THE WASTE OF THE NORTHERN PROVINCES OF THE NORTH. OLTHOR WAS HIM(HIS NAME!!!)!!!!!!111\ HE UESED MANY KEWL STRTEGIEIEZ111!!XI!! THE HORSE ARCHERS OF THE SOUTH THEY DOMINATED AND THEY ATTACKED THE PLENTY ENEMIES AND THEY DESTROOOOOOYYYYEEEEEEEDDD WITH THEY'RE MOBILE TACTIX AND SYLEX AND THEY WERE NEVER DEFEATEED BY ANY FORCE OR ANY BODY OR ANY GENERAL ANYAWHEREE! OLTHOR ACCHIEVED MANY WIMEN AND PUT THEM TO BED AT NIGHT (AND SOMETIMEZ WITH THEM ;-) LOL ^-^))))!!!!!111!!!!!!1 1 oNE BATTLE THEN HE FOUGHT AGAINST THE EGYPTENS AND THEY FOUGHT HARD BUT WERE NO MATCH FOR THE STEEL BLADES OF OLTHOR AND HIS HORSE ARCHERSE (PWN PWN PWN) THE BLADES THEY WENT INTO THE FLESHE AND IT HURT THE EGYPTEEEEENS AND THEY SQUEELS LIKE BABIES AND THE BLADESEPEATES THE LARGE AND SMALL INTESTIESN(PWNPWNPWNPWNPW69NPWN ET.C.) AND AOLL TEH EGYPTEN NEWBZ DIEED (1337 |-|4><0|25 69)[]D.[].[]V[].[]D. (i DONT KNOWS WHAT U HEARD ABOUT OLTHOR BUT U AINT GETT A DOLLOR OUT OF ME) SO AFTER THE BATTLE OLTHOR HAD TO SACRIFICCE THE LEFT LEG OF HIS PET HORSHEOE CRAB TO THE GHOD OF WHINING CRACK BABIES OF YHORE.
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