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Evil Tailor
Squire
(id: Other White Meat)
posted 02-24-12 07:13 AM CT (US)   

Splash Splash XLI
The Splashclear Wasteland








Welcome to our little town in the middle of the wasteland, stranger. We don't have a lot of rules around here, just stay out of my face and you ain't gonna have no trouble from me. Other than that, lemme give you some advice, free of charge.

First of all, forget cookies. It's all about bottle caps now. Second, beware of the mutants, or "trolls" as we call 'em. When you see one, don't think twice before shooting it because it certainly won't think twice about reducing our whole little town to a mess.

And finally... get a damn gun, stranger.


Sigposts
1 Basse (the real one)
69 ax_man1
100 Basse
500 NowhereT
666 Basse (again, not the fake one)
1000 Scud
1500 Vox Nihili
2000 (Disqualified)

Spartan Medal a.k.a. Pedophile Despot Award Commander Scipio (For post 300)
Recognition for Lifetime Achievement of Not Recognising Letters And Besides 7 Doesn't Even Look like a T, Really And Also I Stopped Using Numbers Instead of Letters by the Time I Was 12 Basse (still the real one, you should be getting the gist by now) (For post 1337.)
Henry V Bonus Sigpost Tetsuo (1415)



There used to be some kind of a water reservoir around here back in the day, but when the bombs went off it fell into this lake here. They say the radiation transformed the fish in the reservoir into hideous beasts, while some say they were hideous beasts to begin with and were transformed to even more hideous beasts. Well, old wives' tales notwithstanding, I ain't going nowhere near that pond, even if there ain't a giant killer fish out for my head there the water ain't gonna do you any good.







Prior Splash Splashes

Splash Splash XL: Splashplotation! by Lord Basse (11-28-11, 2541)
Splash Splash XXXIX - The Gentlemen's Banquet by Turty (07-22-11, 2514)
Splash Splash XXXVIII - The Spamish Inquisition by Lord Basse (02-17-11, 2513)
Splash Splash XXXVII - AoKH Gazette Times Weekly by morgoth bauglir (07-26-10, 2513)
Splash Splash XXXVI -- Ultra Hip Old School Edition by Aro (07-20-08, 1900)
Splash Splash XXXV: The Neo-Socialist-Sovereign-Arocratic Republic by Scud (02-22-08, 2501)
Splash Splash XXXIV: Rebuilding the Ark by Ornlu (10-25-07, 2542)
Splash Splash XXXIII: Order restored by Monk (08-30-07, 2514)
Splash Splash XXXII: Get Medieval! by Lord Basse (08-02-07, 2511)
Splash Splash XXXI: Open your window(s) by Snaily (5-20-07, 2557)
Splash Splash XXX: Pics inside by newIdea (03-03-07, 2523)
Splash Splash XXIX: Not the usual by Scud (01-01-07, 2500)
Splash Splash XXVIII: Brave New Thread by Cobra the Mediocre (11-20-06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXVII: Game Over byThunder77 (09-20-06, 2500)
Splash Splash (continuation of mooooooooooooo) -- Pirate Invasion by nav (07-31-06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXV: The Good Ol' Days by oliver (06-06-06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXIV: The Takeover by TheTrebuchet (05-02-06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXIII: Paint Wars by newIdea (04-12-06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXII: Return to Former Glory by Crimson Knight (03-24-06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXI: Return of El Presidante by WatchWood (03-06-06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XX (Continuation of moooooo): Old School by Tonto_DaVe (01-02-06, 2501)
Splash Splash XIX: Three Years of Madness by kevo (10-12-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVIII: Sanity is Overrated by FD2 (08-07-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVII: The Enlightenment by MW (06-28-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVI: The Spampire Strikes Back by Trebuchet King (04-22-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XV: Spam Reduction by WatchWood (01-27-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XIV: Get Hyphy by Daddy (12-14-04, 2502)
Splash Splash XIII: kevo's revenge by kevo (11-14-04, 2500)
Splash Splash XII: Insanity is Bliss by Simfish II (09-27-04, 2501)
Splash Splash XI: There is No Ban Button by ax_man1 (08-28-04, 2500)
Splash Splash Part X: A New Age by Crimson Knight (08-17-04, 2500)
Splash Splash Part IX (Continuation of moooooo): Game 1 by Tonto DaVe (07-08-04, 2502)
Splash Splash Part VIII: Regurgitated by Raptor the Good (05-19-04, 2500)
Splash Splash VII - The Coma Continues by Darkmaster (03-29-04, 2500)
Splash Splash: Part VI- Continuation of mooooooooooo by zyxomma100 (02-08-04, 2500)
Splash Splash V: Resuscitated by nav (01-05-04, 2500)
Rattle, Rattle by Adder (11-19-03, 2500)
Splash, Splash IV: The Legacy Continues by Tonto Simfish (09-03-03, 2500)
Splash Splash: Part III- A New Beginning by zyxomma100 (06-23-03, 2500)
The New splash splash(continuation of moooooooooo) by Tonto Simfish (10-17-2002 / 10-17-2008, 23613)
splash splash(continuation of moooooooooo) by Tonto Simfish (?-?-01, 4823)
chirp chirp by dedkrikit (05-08-01, 2533)
Mooooooooo by cow_gone_mad (03-20-01, 7683)

Endorsement from Tetsuo
Boing....
Shadows of Past Turmoil





A moderator conspiracy led to the destruction of what was left of society in the desolate wasteland. We call for survivors to take up arms and organise a resistance and honour the martyr Evil Tailor, a.k.a. Other White Meat.

VIVE LA RESISTANCE!

Attention


The owner of post 1500 becomes a mod.

The owners of posts 1499 and 1501 get banned for a week.

- Management

[This message has been edited by Evil Tailor (edited 04-25-2012 @ 08:11 PM).]

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Lord Basse
MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
posted 02-24-12 07:37 AM CT (US)     1 / 2573  
If this thread gets a piranha tank, sigposts and spells Splashsploitation! in singular, I endorse it. I'd rather have a post-apocalyptic wasteland than that ghastly dubstep and party rock music noise.
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[This message has been edited by Lord Basse (edited 02-24-2012 @ 07:40 AM).]

Dead_End
Cavalier
posted 02-24-12 07:55 AM CT (US)     2 / 2573  
I am Dead_End and I support this thread.
Black Forest Studios
Lord Sipia
Squire
posted 02-24-12 07:58 AM CT (US)     3 / 2573  
First of all, forget cookies. It's all about bottle caps now.
You're not going to be ass-foggin' telling me it'll be completely in the style of Fallout. I so despise games like that.

Other than that, I am approve...
"Have you ever had a dream that you thought was impossible to achieve? Well, some people say nothing is impossible. But I do nothing every day! So you can definitely do it."
--Tofu the dog's infinite wisdom

"British English is easy! Just use an 's' instead of a 'z' and replace 'or' with 'our' and you're dandy." "Do you want pissa our noodles for dinner?" "u better not piss in r noodles m8"
--Classic exchange between Popeychops and John the Late
Major Helper
AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
posted 02-24-12 08:12 AM CT (US)     4 / 2573  
I prefer this theme greatly.
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Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 02-24-12 08:14 AM CT (US)     5 / 2573  
I like this one better too. Mainly because the other one is called "Morp" and it's based on a rave, which is "UGH". But you know me... I'm very opinionated when it comes to the end of the world versus a dance party.

Also, I woke up this morning with the Metroid theme music (8-bit version) stuck in my head.
» Your attractive master.
» "Because I before E is a LIE!!!"

[This message has been edited by Aro (edited 02-24-2012 @ 08:16 AM).]

Jetkill Fastmurder
Squire
(id: Mayank Sharma)
posted 02-24-12 08:30 AM CT (US)     6 / 2573  
But this is way too late!
Jetkill Fastmurder
Squire
(id: Mayank Sharma)
posted 02-24-12 08:40 AM CT (US)     7 / 2573  
If there are no sigposts, what do I multi-post for?
Devious Dev
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posted 02-24-12 08:50 AM CT (US)     8 / 2573  
y r dere 2 splas spasses?
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Dead_End
Cavalier
posted 02-24-12 08:50 AM CT (US)     9 / 2573  
Bans
Black Forest Studios
morgoth bauglir
Squire
posted 02-24-12 08:58 AM CT (US)     10 / 2573  
Eh, let's take this one. It has even less effort put into it, which is a good thing.
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Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 02-24-12 09:05 AM CT (US)     11 / 2573  
I support this thread.

How are we all today? Semester one results, narrowly off a first (but it doesn't matter since the first year is just a pass or fail)
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Major Helper
AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
posted 02-24-12 09:13 AM CT (US)     12 / 2573  
Still stressed. I'm in the middle of a time-period with four exams in four weeks, one per week. Two exams are done and two are still coming, currently studying for mammal biology's species exam. Got to learn 193 mammals from around the world in Finnish, latin, where they live, their habitat, their food, anything extra and what they look like. Gah, hard work.
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You, you... Finnish Barstool! - Enraged Popeychops
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Nowhere
Squire
(id: NowhereT)
posted 02-24-12 09:25 AM CT (US)     13 / 2573  
narrowly off a first
Tell me about it. 69.8%, grr!
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Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 02-24-12 09:49 AM CT (US)     14 / 2573  
Man that's awful. Mines not that close, 67.75%
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and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
Nowhere
Squire
(id: NowhereT)
posted 02-24-12 10:01 AM CT (US)     15 / 2573  
A single half mark in any paper, test or coursework would have been enough to raise it over 70%

Also, the number of SS's is getting ridiculous.
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Scud
Primus inter pares
posted 02-24-12 10:33 AM CT (US)     16 / 2573  
Tell me about it. 69.8%, grr!
Over here a first is technically 68.5%...I scored 68% last year, lol.
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Evil Tailor
Squire
(id: Other White Meat)
posted 02-24-12 10:53 AM CT (US)     17 / 2573  
You're not going to be ass-foggin' telling me it'll be completely in the style of Fallout. I so despise games like that.
I think the bottle caps thing is awesome in Fallout. I mean they're shiny, why wouldn't they be currency?
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Jetkill Fastmurder
Squire
(id: Mayank Sharma)
posted 02-24-12 10:57 AM CT (US)     18 / 2573  
So, the sigposts appear.
ColdCanuck
Squire
(id: Coldviper)
posted 02-24-12 10:59 AM CT (US)     19 / 2573  
I see...
Lord Sipia
Squire
posted 02-24-12 11:18 AM CT (US)     20 / 2573  
I think the bottle caps thing is awesome in Fallout. I mean they're shiny, why wouldn't they be currency?
That's not the worst part. Everything's a nuclear wasteland? All fine with me. Everyone shooting each other apart for no real purpose? There's the rub. (I've watched my older nephew play it a few months ago for a whole day. I still don't get it.)

Also, here's a tune quite fitting for a nuclear wasteland. Don't go mad, bro.
"Have you ever had a dream that you thought was impossible to achieve? Well, some people say nothing is impossible. But I do nothing every day! So you can definitely do it."
--Tofu the dog's infinite wisdom

"British English is easy! Just use an 's' instead of a 'z' and replace 'or' with 'our' and you're dandy." "Do you want pissa our noodles for dinner?" "u better not piss in r noodles m8"
--Classic exchange between Popeychops and John the Late
Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 02-24-12 12:06 PM CT (US)     21 / 2573  
Nobody has any commentary on the mystery of the 8-bit Metroid Theme song being in my head this morning?

Honestly, it's freakin' me out people. I haven't heard that song in at LEAST 5 years. Gimme an explanation. And don't even try to say it's because of my fascination with long legged blondes who kill aliens.
Everyone shooting each other apart for no real purpose? There's the rub. (I've watched my older nephew play it a few months ago for a whole day. I still don't get it.)
Glass half empty for you, I see. The way I see it: hey, no more gun control! Unless it's being controlled right into the back of your head!
Over here a first is technically 68.5%...I scored 68% last year, lol.
We are the 68%.
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[This message has been edited by Aro (edited 02-24-2012 @ 12:09 PM).]

Lord Basse
MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
posted 02-24-12 12:12 PM CT (US)     22 / 2573  
And don't even try to say it's because of my fascination with long legged blondes who kill aliens.
I was going to say long-legged blondes in skin-tight blue armour, but yeah well great, now what possible explanation is there?
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Lord Basse
MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
posted 02-24-12 12:24 PM CT (US)     23 / 2573  
Also:
Splash Splash XL: Splashplotations by Lord Basse (11-28-11, 2541)
Splash Splash XL: Splashplotations
Splashplotations
Splashplotations

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The Relics of Athalën (5.0) | AoK Opus - 100,000+ downloads | StormWind Studios | "I consider the conversion of Basse to be one of the great triumphs of my modding crusade" - Matt LiVecchi
ColdCanuck
Squire
(id: Coldviper)
posted 02-24-12 12:35 PM CT (US)     24 / 2573  
I fixed it for you basse but you did not support me!
Lord Basse
MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
posted 02-24-12 12:45 PM CT (US)     25 / 2573  
But OWM is just so much more... Finnish than you! And I cannot abandon my Finnish brethren, it is my duty to stand by them!

*declared war on the Soviet Union*
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The Relics of Athalën (5.0) | AoK Opus - 100,000+ downloads | StormWind Studios | "I consider the conversion of Basse to be one of the great triumphs of my modding crusade" - Matt LiVecchi
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