Topic Subject: Splash Splash XLII: Aperture Science

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DementoKing
Squire
(id: TitanKing)

posted 05-10-12 10:14 PM CT (US)

Splash Splash XLII:
Aperture Science

Welcome to our testing facilities at Aokh! We would like to congratulate you for being our *insert number of testers here*. Now run along kiddo and enjoy our cooperative testing experience.

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Prior Splash Splashes

Splash Splash XLI: The Splashclear Wasteland by Other White Meat (2-24-12, 2573)
Splash Splash XL: Splashplotation! by Lord Basse (11-28-11, 2541)
Splash Splash XXXIX - The Gentlemen's Banquet by Turty (07-22-11, 2514)
Splash Splash XXXVIII - The Spamish Inquisition by Lord Basse (02-17-11, 2513)
Splash Splash XXXVII - AoKH Gazette Times Weekly by morgoth bauglir (07-26-10, 2513)
Splash Splash XXXVI -- Ultra Hip Old School Edition by Aro (07-20-08, 1900)
Splash Splash XXXV: The Neo-Socialist-Sovereign-Arocratic Republic by Scud (02-22-08, 2501)
Splash Splash XXXIV: Rebuilding the Ark by Ornlu (10-25-07, 2542)
Splash Splash XXXIII: Order restored by Monk (08-30-07, 2514)
Splash Splash XXXII: Get Medieval! by Lord Basse (08-02-07, 2511)
Splash Splash XXXI: Open your window(s) by Snaily (5-20-07, 2557)
Splash Splash XXX: Pics inside by newIdea (03-03-07, 2523)
Splash Splash XXIX: Not the usual by Scud (01-01-07, 2500)
Splash Splash XXVIII: Brave New Thread by Cobra the Mediocre (11-20-06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXVII: Game Over byThunder77 (09-20-06, 2500)
Splash Splash (continuation of mooooooooooooo) -- Pirate Invasion by nav (07-31-06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXV: The Good Ol' Days by oliver (06-06-06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXIV: The Takeover by TheTrebuchet (05-02-06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXIII: Paint Wars by newIdea (04-12-06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXII: Return to Former Glory by Crimson Knight (03-24-06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXI: Return of El Presidante by WatchWood (03-06-06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XX (Continuation of moooooo): Old School by Tonto_DaVe (01-02-06, 2501)
Splash Splash XIX: Three Years of Madness by kevo (10-12-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVIII: Sanity is Overrated by FD2 (08-07-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVII: The Enlightenment by MW (06-28-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVI: The Spampire Strikes Back by Trebuchet King (04-22-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XV: Spam Reduction by WatchWood (01-27-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XIV: Get Hyphy by Daddy (12-14-04, 2502)
Splash Splash XIII: kevo's revenge by kevo (11-14-04, 2500)
Splash Splash XII: Insanity is Bliss by Simfish II (09-27-04, 2501)
Splash Splash XI: There is No Ban Button by ax_man1 (08-28-04, 2500)
Splash Splash Part X: A New Age by Crimson Knight (08-17-04, 2500)
Splash Splash Part IX (Continuation of moooooo): Game 1 by Tonto DaVe (07-08-04, 2502)
Splash Splash Part VIII: Regurgitated by Raptor the Good (05-19-04, 2500)
Splash Splash VII - The Coma Continues by Darkmaster (03-29-04, 2500)
Splash Splash: Part VI- Continuation of mooooooooooo by zyxomma100 (02-08-04, 2500)
Splash Splash V: Resuscitated by nav (01-05-04, 2500)
Rattle, Rattle by Adder (11-19-03, 2500)
Splash, Splash IV: The Legacy Continues by Tonto Simfish (09-03-03, 2500)
Splash Splash: Part III- A New Beginning by zyxomma100 (06-23-03, 2500)
The New splash splash(continuation of moooooooooo) by Tonto Simfish (10-17-2002 / 10-17-2008, 23613)
splash splash(continuation of moooooooooo) by Tonto Simfish (?-?-01, 4823)
chirp chirp by dedkrikit (05-08-01, 2533)
Mooooooooo by cow_gone_mad (03-20-01, 7683)

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[This message has been edited by TitanKing (edited 07-09-2012 @ 05:16 PM).]

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Hell Sinky
Squire
(id: Commander Scipio)

posted 05-10-12 10:19 PM CT (US) 1 / 2529

"Scipio is more charismatic than you are." -Rocking Doom
"Scipio ... narcissistic ... overly arrogant cuckold ... noble souls and gentlemen, ... spare a second ... basic and ennui existence ... feeble pleasure ... his life more bearable ... monotony of stoic reality." *-Scud
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Lurkur
Squire
(id: OtmShankIiI)

posted 05-10-12 10:19 PM CT (US) 2 / 2529

My uni friend would LOVE this thread... he's a Valve nerd.

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[This message has been edited by Lurkur (edited 05-11-2012 @ 09:17 AM).]

Nowhere
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(id: NowhereT)

posted 05-11-12 03:07 AM CT (US) 3 / 2529

This one gets my vote

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morgoth bauglir
Squire

posted 05-11-12 03:46 AM CT (US) 4 / 2529

Well at least it ain't about a movie that's old news already.

Still, IMAGINAAAAAAATION, people, don't use one base format all the time.

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Evil Tailor
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(id: Other White Meat)

posted 05-11-12 03:50 AM CT (US) 5 / 2529

I'm just gonna say it. The best South Park episodes ever.

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[This message has been edited by Evil Tailor (edited 05-11-2012 @ 03:54 AM).]

morgoth bauglir
Squire

posted 05-11-12 04:17 AM CT (US) 6 / 2529

Along with part II and part III, I imagine.

Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl

posted 05-11-12 05:18 AM CT (US) 7 / 2529

Lets do this.

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Jetkill Fastmurder
Squire
(id: Mayank Sharma)

posted 05-11-12 05:55 AM CT (US) 8 / 2529

Links don't include the latest one.

Evil Tailor
Squire
(id: Other White Meat)

posted 05-11-12 06:25 AM CT (US) 9 / 2529

Along with part II and part III, I imagine.

Hence episodes plural. I just found out that they've released them as a feature-length movie with scenes that were edited out of the original episodes.

"While I'm profaning I might as well do the whole f*cking thing."
-- Christopher Hitchens
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Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl

posted 05-11-12 07:46 AM CT (US) 10 / 2529

Portal 2 is on sale on steam.
Who will play it with me?

[This message has been edited by Popeychops (edited 05-11-2012 @ 08:34 AM).]

Basse
Squire

posted 05-11-12 08:43 AM CT (US) 11 / 2529

Yep, this one gets my vote as well!

Draconian Devil
Squire
(id: DraconainDevil)

posted 05-11-12 08:49 AM CT (US) 12 / 2529

C_nH_2n+OH

I approve it with this ^^.

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CarolKarine
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posted 05-11-12 09:01 AM CT (US) 13 / 2529

I support this thread.

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Nowhere
Squire
(id: NowhereT)

posted 05-11-12 10:24 AM CT (US) 14 / 2529

OK I'm just gonna treat this as the new SS now

Does anybody here use Reddit? They have a little sub-reddit for AOK, might be of interest: www.reddit.com/r/aoe2

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Lord Sipia
Squire

posted 05-11-12 10:28 AM CT (US) 15 / 2529

I vote for this. Screw dictators, a merciless automatized test facility is all you need.

Portal 2 is on sale on steam.
Who will play it with me?

I would, if I had Steam and knew how the heck you're supposed to use it to buy games. I've no idea what that whole "steam" thing is.

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Leif Ericson
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posted 05-11-12 10:47 AM CT (US) 16 / 2529

Steam

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Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl

posted 05-11-12 10:47 AM CT (US) 17 / 2529

Thank me later

morgoth bauglir
Squire

posted 05-11-12 11:15 AM CT (US) 18 / 2529

How the hell do you get your games, Sipia!?

Jetkill Fastmurder
Squire
(id: Mayank Sharma)

posted 05-11-12 11:21 AM CT (US) 19 / 2529

I bet by floppy disks.

Evil Tailor
Squire
(id: Other White Meat)

posted 05-11-12 11:39 AM CT (US) 20 / 2529

I prefer to buy my games in disk form. That way I can't lose my game because of some lawyering bullshit or something. I still buy some of them on Steam, though. ETW and Portal for example. Also: Shogun 2.

Also: Shotgun: Total War sounds an awesome way of deciding who gets the front seat.

"While I'm profaning I might as well do the whole f*cking thing."
-- Christopher Hitchens
http://soundcloud.com/adult-entertainment - Intriguing music! Made by me! (It's excellent!)

[This message has been edited by Evil Tailor (edited 05-11-2012 @ 11:40 AM).]

morgoth bauglir
Squire

posted 05-11-12 11:58 AM CT (US) 21 / 2529

You're missing out on hats, man.

Feliks
Squire
(id: Joshooarh)

posted 05-11-12 12:07 PM CT (US) 22 / 2529

I have to say, I do not use Steam. I have an account but I never really liked it (I had it about a week, it annoyed me). If I want a computer game, I just search some second hand game shop for something released before 2003. Usually then my computer will actually play it.

[This message has been edited by Felix36 (edited 05-11-2012 @ 12:08 PM).]

Lord Sipia
Squire

posted 05-11-12 12:14 PM CT (US) 23 / 2529

How the hell do you get your games, Sipia!?

Not.

The only time I get new games is when someone gives them for my birthday or because they had a double copy. Which is not very often. Age of Empires II and internet games is basically all I have right now, and occasionally I play M2TW. (Internet includes games you can download like Minecraft.)

And I still don't understand what the f*** Steam is. I can link to the site as well, but I'm still dumbfounded on what it is. It's one of those things that are apperently so *popular* that people don't even bother trying to explain it.

[This message has been edited by Lord Sipia (edited 05-11-2012 @ 12:17 PM).]

Sur Perry the Platypus
Squire
(id: Gil_abhaas_galad)

posted 05-11-12 12:24 PM CT (US) 24 / 2529

I blame slow (~0.5mbps) third world country Internet connection for my inability to buy/play games via Steam.

There's no place I can be, since I found Serenity.

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Draconian Devil
Squire
(id: DraconainDevil)

posted 05-11-12 12:29 PM CT (US) 25 / 2529

(~0.5mbps)

at max we have 2mbps right? or 5 mbps?

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