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posted 07-09-14 02:02 PM CT (US)   











Sigposts:
1 - Coldviper
500 - John the Late
1000 - John the Late
1337 - Reganknight
1500 - Reganknight
1942 - Thymole
1945 - RedHandedJill
2000 - Devestator
2500 - Jetkill Fastmurder





Rules:

- Warfare between member states must be passed by a resolution of the General Assembly
- All alcohol is to be imbibed orally
- Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain
- Nuclear weapons are only cool if you're part of the "hip" crowd
- No contraband images or <html> tags





The Headquarters





The United Nations:








The Security Council

- Major Helper, The General secretary
- Dead_End, Historically astute nation
- Moff, Expansionist motherland
- Lord Basse, Rising powerhouse
- Leif Ericson, Pulling the strings
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OECD

- Popeychops, Innovative isolationist
- Aro, Formerly great empire in decline
- John the Late, Thousand Post Reich
- Lurkur, Machiavellian schemer
- Chocolate Jesus, Exports a lot of cocoa
- RedHandedJill, Caught with enriched uranium
- Excelsior, Distiller and Claymore sharpener
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Authoritarian Regimes

- ax_man1, Leftist utopia
- Mithril Knight, Exploits natural resources
- Lord Sipia, Has secret nuclear arsenal
- ColdCanuck, Vast tracts of land
- Azure Skies, Rules over paradise
- TKaniac, Anarchist monarchy
- Vinyl, Holder of the world's largest LP collection
- Big D, Generously-proportioned Stalinist kleptocracy
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Failed States

- Joshooarh, Secessionist with no economy to speak of
- CHUD, Fires mortars at his powerful neighbour
- Reganknight , Suffered a stock-market crash
- EmporerHeraclius, Emperor in name only
- HockeySam18, Can't police his sporting events
- Sir Coquenbolls , Booked into Rehab
- zyxomma100, Piranha Republic
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In the Sanctions Tank

- Jetkill Fastmurder, Overthrown by Somalian Pirates
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The UNSC Sanctions Tank



Gifts to the United Splashes Menagerie:





Nellie the African Elephant

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Former Leagues of Nations

Splash Splash XLVIX: Fantastic Fantasy And All The Other Stuff That Accompanies It by Major Helper (07-09-14, 2500)
Splash Splash XLVIII: Speakeasy by trebuchet king (10-27-13, 2501)
Splash Splash XLVII - The First Splashtastic Empire by Moff (06-06-13, 2500)
Splash Splash XLVI - Dead Cthulhu Awakens by ax_man1 (03-16-13, 2500)
Splash Splash XLV - The Vatican of Pope Popeychops I by Popeychops (01-01-13, 2502)
Splash Splash XLIV: The Year That Never Should Have Been by CarolKarine (12-31-12*, 2502)
Splash Splash XLIII - The Dark Side Of The Splash by Felix36 (07-31-12, 2502)
Splash Splash XLII: Aperture Science by TitanKing (05-10-12, 2529)
Splash Splash XLI: The Splashclear Wasteland by Other White Meat (2-24-12, 2573)
Splash Splash XL: Splashplotation! by Lord Basse (11-28-11, 2541)
Splash Splash XXXIX - The Gentlemen's Banquet by Turty (07-22-11, 2514)
Splash Splash XXXVIII - The Spamish Inquisition by Lord Basse (02-17-11, 2513)
Splash Splash XXXVII - AoKH Gazette Times Weekly by morgoth bauglir (07-26-10, 2513)
Splash Splash XXXVI -- Ultra Hip Old School Edition by Aro (07-20-08, 1900)
Splash Splash XXXV: The Neo-Socialist-Sovereign-Arocratic Republic by Scud (02-22-08, 2501)
Splash Splash XXXIV: Rebuilding the Ark by Ornlu (10-25-07, 2542)
Splash Splash XXXIII: Order restored by Monk (08-30-07, 2514)
Splash Splash XXXII: Get Medieval! by Lord Basse (08-02-07, 2511)
Splash Splash XXXI: Open your window(s) by Snaily (5-20-07, 2557)
Splash Splash XXX: Pics inside by newIdea (03-03-07, 2523)
Splash Splash XXIX: Not the usual by Scud (01-01-07, 2500)
Splash Splash XXVIII: Brave New Thread by Cobra the Mediocre (11-20-06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXVII: Game Over byThunder77 (09-20-06, 2500)
Splash Splash (continuation of mooooooooooooo) -- Pirate Invasion by nav (07-31-06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXV: The Good Ol' Days by oliver (06-06-06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXIV: The Takeover by TheTrebuchet (05-02-06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXIII: Paint Wars by newIdea (04-12-06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXII: Return to Former Glory by Crimson Knight (03-24-06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXI: Return of El Presidante by WatchWood (03-06-06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XX (Continuation of moooooo): Old School by Tonto_DaVe (01-02-06, 2501)
Splash Splash XIX: Three Years of Madness by kevo (10-12-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVIII: Sanity is Overrated by FD2 (08-07-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVII: The Enlightenment by MW (06-28-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVI: The Spampire Strikes Back by trebuchet king (04-22-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XV: Spam Reduction by WatchWood (01-27-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XIV: Get Hyphy by Daddy (12-14-04, 2502)
Splash Splash XIII: kevo's revenge by kevo (11-14-04, 2500)
Splash Splash XII: Insanity is Bliss by Simfish II (09-27-04, 2501)
Splash Splash XI: There is No Ban Button by ax_man1 (08-28-04, 2500)
Splash Splash Part X: A New Age by Crimson Knight (08-17-04, 2500)
Splash Splash Part IX (Continuation of moooooo): Game 1 by Tonto DaVe (07-08-04, 2502)
Splash Splash Part VIII: Regurgitated by Raptor the Good (05-19-04, 2500)
Splash Splash VII - The Coma Continues by Darkmaster (03-29-04, 2500)
Splash Splash: Part VI- Continuation of mooooooooooo by zyxomma100 (02-08-04, 2500)
Splash Splash V: Resuscitated by nav (01-05-04, 2500)
Rattle, Rattle by Adder (11-19-03, 2500)
Splash, Splash IV: The Legacy Continues by Tonto Simfish (09-03-03, 2500)
Splash Splash: Part III- A New Beginning by zyxomma100 (06-23-03, 2500)
The New splash splash(continuation of moooooooooo) by Tonto Simfish (10-17-2002 / 10-17-2008, 23613)
splash splash(continuation of moooooooooo) by Tonto Simfish (?-?-01, 4823)
chirp chirp by dedkrikit (05-08-01, 2533)
Mooooooooo by cow_gone_mad (03-20-01, 7683)

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Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile

[This message has been edited by Popeychops (edited 09-28-2014 @ 02:03 PM).]

Replies:
posted 09-11-14 08:18 PM CT (US)     1951 / 2512  
Or, you could learn to type better. It's a skill that, if picked up, will help you greatly in the business world, and sadly, many of today's students do not choose to learn it until after or during college.

"It looks like a huge shark just took a bite out of Excelsior's ass"-Colonel Kyle Riggs, Star Force: Storm Assault
posted 09-11-14 08:32 PM CT (US)     1952 / 2512  
I think I type pretty well tbh. I try my best to look for errors before I post. But it's mostly just for convenience.

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posted 09-11-14 08:35 PM CT (US)     1953 / 2512  
Ah yes, convenience is definitely the god of the modern economy and government. Too bad efficiency isn't.

"It looks like a huge shark just took a bite out of Excelsior's ass"-Colonel Kyle Riggs, Star Force: Storm Assault
posted 09-11-14 09:20 PM CT (US)     1954 / 2512  
My roommate in college popped all the keys off his keyboard while drunk one night and put them all back on out of order. He knew how to type though, so he never had to look at the keyboard anyway.

ax_man1

Owner of a post 500, 1000, 1500, 2000, and 2500
Not all are in the same thread, but 4 of them are
posted 09-11-14 09:22 PM CT (US)     1955 / 2512  
I can't type, but I hand-peck faster than many people can type.
So it's pretty fair, I guess.

[This message has been edited by TKaniac (edited 09-11-2014 @ 09:22 PM).]

posted 09-11-14 09:54 PM CT (US)     1956 / 2512  
We're getting close. Spamathon anyone?
posted 09-11-14 11:31 PM CT (US)     1957 / 2512  
we are all gonna make it

So, again Devestator shut the f*ck up, for your own good, and for mine aswell. If you think im a noob, continue with that, but do not tell that noobstuff to the others, because there's people who do not give a flying f*ck about you, komprenas? SHUT THE F*CK UP, AND REMAIN SILENT stupid pervert. - NertyOX
posted 09-12-14 00:05 AM CT (US)     1958 / 2512  
Just don't go overboard please, lest we fück up

"Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power wed already be a class-III civilization and our rockets wouldve reached Andromeda by now."
« Cliffs! (4.5) »

["The prequels were great. They had some unironic high moments, laughable low points, and a cornucopia of memes. The sequels are just porridge and white noise." -Some internet rando.]

[This message has been edited by Lurkur (edited 09-12-2014 @ 00:07 AM).]

posted 09-12-14 00:16 AM CT (US)     1959 / 2512  
Figures I'm going to be unavailable for most of Friday and Saturday and will likely end up missing witnessing the 400,000th post

Edit: Oh wait shit...only 50 posts to go??!

ax_man1

Owner of a post 500, 1000, 1500, 2000, and 2500
Not all are in the same thread, but 4 of them are

[This message has been edited by ax_man1 (edited 09-12-2014 @ 00:19 AM).]

posted 09-12-14 01:34 AM CT (US)     1960 / 2512  
I wish to witness this spectacle

Yes, I began my journey alone, and I ended it alone.
But that does not mean that I walked alone. ~ Brandon Sanderson
posted 09-12-14 04:56 AM CT (US)     1961 / 2512  
*takes part with this post*

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posted 09-12-14 06:37 AM CT (US)     1962 / 2512  
Guys, we should keep tabs on the forum games posting for now I think.

"Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power wed already be a class-III civilization and our rockets wouldve reached Andromeda by now."
« Cliffs! (4.5) »

["The prequels were great. They had some unironic high moments, laughable low points, and a cornucopia of memes. The sequels are just porridge and white noise." -Some internet rando.]

[This message has been edited by Lurkur (edited 09-12-2014 @ 06:38 AM).]

posted 09-12-14 07:18 AM CT (US)     1963 / 2512  
You should post that in the games' threads, in case people post there first instead of coming to SS first when they come to TC like normal people do.

Only 22 posts to go.

ax_man1

Owner of a post 500, 1000, 1500, 2000, and 2500
Not all are in the same thread, but 4 of them are

[This message has been edited by ax_man1 (edited 09-12-2014 @ 07:19 AM).]

posted 09-12-14 07:28 AM CT (US)     1964 / 2512  
Goddammit, Fartmaster...

ax_man1

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posted 09-12-14 07:33 AM CT (US)     1965 / 2512  
19 posts left. I almost posted in Mafia, but I came here first.

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posted 09-12-14 08:46 AM CT (US)     1966 / 2512  
posted 09-12-14 08:46 AM CT (US)     1967 / 2512  
Moral conscience prohibits me from posting pony butts unfortunately

So tempting
posted 09-12-14 08:47 AM CT (US)     1968 / 2512  
Only seven more posts.

ax_man1

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posted 09-12-14 08:48 AM CT (US)     1969 / 2512  
posted 09-12-14 08:49 AM CT (US)     1970 / 2512  
posted 09-12-14 08:49 AM CT (US)     1971 / 2512  
Teck?

ax_man1

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posted 09-12-14 08:49 AM CT (US)     1972 / 2512  
Bleh

[This message has been edited by THYMOLE (edited 09-12-2014 @ 08:51 AM).]

posted 09-12-14 08:50 AM CT (US)     1973 / 2512  
Muahahahahahah!!!


DOMINANCE

This is the winning post. Someone post something for me to put in it. This isn't really my place so someone else should choose.

[This message has been edited by THYMOLE (edited 09-12-2014 @ 08:52 AM).]

posted 09-12-14 08:50 AM CT (US)     1974 / 2512  
400,004?

ax_man1

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posted 09-12-14 08:51 AM CT (US)     1975 / 2512  
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