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posted 01-29-16 07:11 PM CT (US)   



In space, no-one can hear you post ponies...

For as long as man has lived, the earth has been the only cradle for civilisation. However, humanity's innate boldness and talent for surviving the most inhospitable environments has left one final frontier - the cosmos. The various corners of the AoKH community have gathered together, forming an institute to launch manned missions to explore the celestial neighbourhood. Whether due to scarcity, overcrowding, climate change, or national pride, these intrepid explorers will venture out into the unknown, to boldly splash where no-one has splashed before!




Milestones in the History of Space Exploration:
1 - Lurkur, Flying high in his Montgolfier
25 - Moff, Piloting a different kind of ship
100 - Moff, Launching a missile to the edge of space
500 - ax_man1, *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep*
800 - Yuri Moffgarin, The first man to leave the atmosphere
1000 - Elder Terrier, Rubbing it in Moff's face that Laika died
1111 - Moff, Orbiting Luna
1337 - Chud, Going for a whole week
1500 - Elder Terrier, tethered by a rope
1865 - Moffgolfier, Skydiving from a high-altitude balloon
1961 - CarolKennedy, Choosing to do these things not because they are easy
1969 - That's one small step for Moff, but one giant leap for AoKH
2000 - ax_man1 - The guy nobody remembers
2286 -
2500 -





Rules:

- Don't complain about the quality of the desiccated dinners
- Scream only where people can hear you
- Pay no attention to the planned budget cuts
- Manned Missions are only cool if you're part of the "hip" crowd
- Stay high up on the hierarchy of arguments
- No contraband images or <html> tags





Art Depicting the Majesty of the Cosmos





The Staff:







Heroic Astronauts

- Major Helper, Photogenic Commander
- Popeychops, Scientific Officer
- Moff, Rugged Navigator
- CarolKarine, Drunk Pilot
-
Ground Control

- Leif Ericson, The Man in Charge
- Blatant, The Exchange Student
- Dead_End, Breifing the Media
- Mr Wednesday, Taking selfies at his desk
- HockeySam18, Calculating the Flight Path
- John the Late, Praying the Parachute deploys in time
- Devestator, Along for the ride
-
Meddling Politicians

- Mithril Knight, In it for the Fame
- Thymole, Thought it was a stupid idea
- Lord Sipia, Named the craft after himself
- ax_man1, Made sure his party took the credit
- Lurkur, Wants to see life on other worlds
- Excelsior, Proud of his country
- Elder Terrier, Wanted to find Laika
-
Awestuck Citizens

- RedHandedJill,
- CHUD,
- ColdCanuck,
- Nowhere,
-
In the Piranha Tank

- Jetkill Fastmurder, Broke the space weapons test ban
-




The Piranha Tank



Previous Spacecraft:
Splash Splash LVI - All aboard the SS ESS ESS! by John the Late (12.11.15, 2520)
Splash Splash LV - Panzer Vorwärts! by Chud (03.10.15, 2502)
Splash Splash LIV - The Christmas Truce by Popeychops (08.07.15, 2501)
Splash Splash LIII - Splashes, Please by Moff (24.04.15, 2501)
Splash Splash LII - The Revolutionary Republic by Popeychops (18.01.15, 2501)
Splash Splash LI: Anarchy! by ax_man1 (28.09.14, 2500)
Splash Splash L: The United Splashes General Assembly by Popeychops (09.07.14, 2512)
Splash Splash XLVIX: Fantastic Fantasy And All The Other Stuff That Accompanies It by Major Helper (24.03.14, 2500)
Splash Splash XLVIII: Speakeasy by trebuchet king (27.10.13, 2501)
Splash Splash XLVII - The First Splashtastic Empire by Moff (06.06.13, 2500)
Splash Splash XLVI - Dead Cthulhu Awakens by ax_man1 (16.03.13, 2500)
Splash Splash XLV - The Vatican of Pope Popeychops I by Popeychops (01.01.13, 2502)
Splash Splash XLIV: The Year That Never Should Have Been by CarolKarine 31.12.12*, 2502)
Splash Splash XLIII - The Dark Side Of The Splash by Felix36 (31.07.12, 2502)
Splash Splash XLII: Aperture Science by TitanKing (10.05.12, 2529)
Splash Splash XLI: The Splashclear Wasteland by Other White Meat (24.02.12, 2573)
Splash Splash XL: Splashplotation! by Lord Basse (28.11.11, 2541)
Splash Splash XXXIX - The Gentlemen's Banquet by Turty (22.07.11, 2514)
Splash Splash XXXVIII - The Spamish Inquisition by Lord Basse (17.02.11, 2513)
Splash Splash XXXVII - AoKH Gazette Times Weekly by morgoth bauglir (26.07.10, 2513)
Splash Splash XXXVI -- Ultra Hip Old School Edition by Aro (20.07.08, 1900)
Splash Splash XXXV: The Neo-Socialist-Sovereign-Arocratic Republic by Scud (22.02.08, 2501)
Splash Splash XXXIV: Rebuilding the Ark by Ornlu (25.10.07, 2542)
Splash Splash XXXIII: Order restored by Monk (30.08.07, 2514)
Splash Splash XXXII: Get Medieval! by Lord Basse (02.08.07, 2511)
Splash Splash XXXI: Open your window(s) by Snaily (20.05.07, 2557)
Splash Splash XXX: Pics inside by newIdea (03.03.07, 2523)
Splash Splash XXIX: Not the usual by Scud (01.01.07, 2500)
Splash Splash XXVIII: Brave New Thread by Cobra the Mediocre (20.11.06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXVII: Game Over byThunder77 (20.09.06, 2500)
Splash Splash (continuation of mooooooooooooo) -- Pirate Invasion by nav (31.07.06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXV: The Good Ol' Days by oliver (06.06.06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXIV: The Takeover by TheTrebuchet (02.05.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXIII: Paint Wars by newIdea (12.04.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXII: Return to Former Glory by Crimson Knight (24.03.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXI: Return of El Presidante by WatchWood (06.03.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XX (Continuation of moooooo): Old School by Tonto_DaVe (02.01.06, 2501)
Splash Splash XIX: Three Years of Madness by kevo (12.10.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVIII: Sanity is Overrated by FD2 (07.08.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVII: The Enlightenment by MW (28.06.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVI: The Spampire Strikes Back by trebuchet king (22.04.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XV: Spam Reduction by WatchWood (27.01.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XIV: Get Hyphy by Daddy (14.12.04, 2502)
Splash Splash XIII: kevo's revenge by kevo (14.11.04, 2500)
Splash Splash XII: Insanity is Bliss by Simfish II (27.09.04, 2501)
Splash Splash XI: There is No Ban Button by ax_man1 (28.08.04, 2500)
Splash Splash Part X: A New Age by Crimson Knight (17.08.04, 2500)
Splash Splash Part IX (Continuation of moooooo): Game 1 by Tonto DaVe (08.07.04, 2502)
Splash Splash Part VIII: Regurgitated by Raptor the Good (19.05.04, 2500)
Splash Splash VII - The Coma Continues by Darkmaster (29.03.04, 2500)
Splash Splash: Part VI- Continuation of mooooooooooo by zyxomma100 (08.02.04, 2500)
Splash Splash V: Resuscitated by nav (05.01.04, 2500)
Rattle, Rattle by Adder (19.11.03, 2500)
Splash, Splash IV: The Legacy Continues by Tonto Simfish (03.09.03, 2500)
Splash Splash: Part III- A New Beginning by zyxomma100 (23.06.03, 2500)
The New splash splash(continuation of moooooooooo) by Tonto Simfish (17.10.2002 / 17.10.2008, 23613)
splash splash(continuation of moooooooooo) by Tonto Simfish (?.?.01, 4823)
chirp chirp by dedkrikit (08.05.01, 2533)
Mooooooooo by cow_gone_mad (20.03.01, 7683)

*XLIV is the shortest mission on record, launching, orbiting and re-entering in just 28 hours and 17 minutes.


Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile

[This message has been edited by Popeychops (edited 04-05-2016 @ 04:19 AM).]

Replies:
posted 01-29-16 07:13 PM CT (US)     1 / 2546  
You could've had the decency to edit CC's name in the ship SS's sigpost list but nooo

"Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power wed already be a class-III civilization and our rockets wouldve reached Andromeda by now."
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["The prequels were great. They had some unironic high moments, laughable low points, and a cornucopia of memes. The sequels are just porridge and white noise." -Some internet rando.]

[This message has been edited by Lurkur (edited 01-29-2016 @ 07:13 PM).]

posted 01-29-16 07:13 PM CT (US)     2 / 2546  
Here I am, floating in my tin can...
posted 01-29-16 07:15 PM CT (US)     3 / 2546  
I'll go back and update that last sigpost when it's not 5 minutes after the thread was closed. Staff can't edit locked threads

Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
posted 01-29-16 07:16 PM CT (US)     4 / 2546  

posted 01-29-16 07:17 PM CT (US)     5 / 2546  
That is exactly the music I was thinking of when I wrote this theme. The best version of one of the best pieces in one of the best animes.

Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
posted 01-29-16 07:18 PM CT (US)     6 / 2546  
We're on the same page. I don't mind this Splash Splash, although it is a little plain.

But, but... where are the challengers?

posted 01-29-16 07:22 PM CT (US)     7 / 2546  
SpoilerFest isn't ready yet. (Read: Haven't gotten around to starting it.)
posted 01-29-16 07:23 PM CT (US)     8 / 2546  
Oi, Popey, don't hide the old SS. Some of us need that. <_<

EDIT: Weird. It didn't load; said it didn't exist. Now there it is right after I posted this.

Sorry.

Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?

[This message has been edited by Moff (edited 01-29-2016 @ 07:24 PM).]

posted 01-29-16 07:24 PM CT (US)     9 / 2546  
Yeah, sorry, the forum software was refusing to play ball. I've finally got it to unhide, having spent the last 5 minutes muttering "shitshitshitshit" under my breath

Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
posted 01-29-16 07:25 PM CT (US)     10 / 2546  
Moff, what you deploying today?

I was hoping for an epic battle for the title of Splash Splash. Peaceful revolutions are no fun.

posted 01-29-16 07:29 PM CT (US)     11 / 2546  
Right, we all know agree the drill. 24 hours to get endorsements for either this thread or a competitor. Then 2 hour extensions etc

Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
posted 01-29-16 07:32 PM CT (US)     12 / 2546  
By the way, have you heard? Apparently there will be a new Gurren Lagann anime coming this year.

posted 01-29-16 07:33 PM CT (US)     13 / 2546  
Oh wait.

posted 01-29-16 07:37 PM CT (US)     14 / 2546  
Pachinko desu. Pachinko.


posted 01-29-16 07:39 PM CT (US)     15 / 2546  
F**Konami

Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
posted 01-29-16 07:41 PM CT (US)     16 / 2546  
THE COMPETITION HAS ARRIVED

http://aok.heavengames.com/cgi-bin/forums/display.cgi?action=ct&f=22,44183,0,365

Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
posted 01-29-16 07:42 PM CT (US)     17 / 2546  
The competition is even less impressive than this thread

Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
posted 01-29-16 07:44 PM CT (US)     18 / 2546  
You know, I intended my Girls und Panzer Splash Splash to be a trendsetter. I was hoping that the next Splash Splash threads would be more sophisticated and put in more effort. It seems I've failed.

posted 01-29-16 07:44 PM CT (US)     19 / 2546  
Duuuuuuude... why you gotta harsh the vibes, man?

Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
posted 01-29-16 07:45 PM CT (US)     20 / 2546  
Because you're high and don't realise it

Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
posted 01-29-16 07:46 PM CT (US)     21 / 2546  
Also, why is this not Kerbal-themed?

Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
posted 01-29-16 07:49 PM CT (US)     22 / 2546  
Because I'm unimaginative

Better?

Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
posted 01-29-16 07:50 PM CT (US)     23 / 2546  
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssss

I guess making fun of hippies isn't fun anymore. Not with Social Justice Warriors taking their jokes, taking it up to eleven, and playing it straight. <_<

Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
posted 01-29-16 07:55 PM CT (US)     24 / 2546  
By the way, I'm fine with asteroid mining now.

posted 01-29-16 08:01 PM CT (US)     25 / 2546  
I GO INTO RANKED BATTLES NOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWF1fJU4T58

FIRST SONG BEST SONG FOR DESTROYER COMBAT

Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
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