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posted 01-29-16 07:11 PM CT (US)   



In space, no-one can hear you post ponies...

For as long as man has lived, the earth has been the only cradle for civilisation. However, humanity's innate boldness and talent for surviving the most inhospitable environments has left one final frontier - the cosmos. The various corners of the AoKH community have gathered together, forming an institute to launch manned missions to explore the celestial neighbourhood. Whether due to scarcity, overcrowding, climate change, or national pride, these intrepid explorers will venture out into the unknown, to boldly splash where no-one has splashed before!




Milestones in the History of Space Exploration:
1 - Lurkur, Flying high in his Montgolfier
25 - Moff, Piloting a different kind of ship
100 - Moff, Launching a missile to the edge of space
500 - ax_man1, *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep*
800 - Yuri Moffgarin, The first man to leave the atmosphere
1000 - Elder Terrier, Rubbing it in Moff's face that Laika died
1111 - Moff, Orbiting Luna
1337 - Chud, Going for a whole week
1500 - Elder Terrier, tethered by a rope
1865 - Moffgolfier, Skydiving from a high-altitude balloon
1961 - CarolKennedy, Choosing to do these things not because they are easy
1969 - That's one small step for Moff, but one giant leap for AoKH
2000 - ax_man1 - The guy nobody remembers
2286 -
2500 -





Rules:

- Don't complain about the quality of the desiccated dinners
- Scream only where people can hear you
- Pay no attention to the planned budget cuts
- Manned Missions are only cool if you're part of the "hip" crowd
- Stay high up on the hierarchy of arguments
- No contraband images or <html> tags





Art Depicting the Majesty of the Cosmos





The Staff:







Heroic Astronauts

- Major Helper, Photogenic Commander
- Popeychops, Scientific Officer
- Moff, Rugged Navigator
- CarolKarine, Drunk Pilot
-
Ground Control

- Leif Ericson, The Man in Charge
- Blatant, The Exchange Student
- Dead_End, Breifing the Media
- Mr Wednesday, Taking selfies at his desk
- HockeySam18, Calculating the Flight Path
- John the Late, Praying the Parachute deploys in time
- Devestator, Along for the ride
-
Meddling Politicians

- Mithril Knight, In it for the Fame
- Thymole, Thought it was a stupid idea
- Lord Sipia, Named the craft after himself
- ax_man1, Made sure his party took the credit
- Lurkur, Wants to see life on other worlds
- Excelsior, Proud of his country
- Elder Terrier, Wanted to find Laika
-
Awestuck Citizens

- RedHandedJill,
- CHUD,
- ColdCanuck,
- Nowhere,
-
In the Piranha Tank

- Jetkill Fastmurder, Broke the space weapons test ban
-




The Piranha Tank



Previous Spacecraft:
Splash Splash LVI - All aboard the SS ESS ESS! by John the Late (12.11.15, 2520)
Splash Splash LV - Panzer Vorwärts! by Chud (03.10.15, 2502)
Splash Splash LIV - The Christmas Truce by Popeychops (08.07.15, 2501)
Splash Splash LIII - Splashes, Please by Moff (24.04.15, 2501)
Splash Splash LII - The Revolutionary Republic by Popeychops (18.01.15, 2501)
Splash Splash LI: Anarchy! by ax_man1 (28.09.14, 2500)
Splash Splash L: The United Splashes General Assembly by Popeychops (09.07.14, 2512)
Splash Splash XLVIX: Fantastic Fantasy And All The Other Stuff That Accompanies It by Major Helper (24.03.14, 2500)
Splash Splash XLVIII: Speakeasy by trebuchet king (27.10.13, 2501)
Splash Splash XLVII - The First Splashtastic Empire by Moff (06.06.13, 2500)
Splash Splash XLVI - Dead Cthulhu Awakens by ax_man1 (16.03.13, 2500)
Splash Splash XLV - The Vatican of Pope Popeychops I by Popeychops (01.01.13, 2502)
Splash Splash XLIV: The Year That Never Should Have Been by CarolKarine 31.12.12*, 2502)
Splash Splash XLIII - The Dark Side Of The Splash by Felix36 (31.07.12, 2502)
Splash Splash XLII: Aperture Science by TitanKing (10.05.12, 2529)
Splash Splash XLI: The Splashclear Wasteland by Other White Meat (24.02.12, 2573)
Splash Splash XL: Splashplotation! by Lord Basse (28.11.11, 2541)
Splash Splash XXXIX - The Gentlemen's Banquet by Turty (22.07.11, 2514)
Splash Splash XXXVIII - The Spamish Inquisition by Lord Basse (17.02.11, 2513)
Splash Splash XXXVII - AoKH Gazette Times Weekly by morgoth bauglir (26.07.10, 2513)
Splash Splash XXXVI -- Ultra Hip Old School Edition by Aro (20.07.08, 1900)
Splash Splash XXXV: The Neo-Socialist-Sovereign-Arocratic Republic by Scud (22.02.08, 2501)
Splash Splash XXXIV: Rebuilding the Ark by Ornlu (25.10.07, 2542)
Splash Splash XXXIII: Order restored by Monk (30.08.07, 2514)
Splash Splash XXXII: Get Medieval! by Lord Basse (02.08.07, 2511)
Splash Splash XXXI: Open your window(s) by Snaily (20.05.07, 2557)
Splash Splash XXX: Pics inside by newIdea (03.03.07, 2523)
Splash Splash XXIX: Not the usual by Scud (01.01.07, 2500)
Splash Splash XXVIII: Brave New Thread by Cobra the Mediocre (20.11.06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXVII: Game Over byThunder77 (20.09.06, 2500)
Splash Splash (continuation of mooooooooooooo) -- Pirate Invasion by nav (31.07.06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXV: The Good Ol' Days by oliver (06.06.06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXIV: The Takeover by TheTrebuchet (02.05.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXIII: Paint Wars by newIdea (12.04.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXII: Return to Former Glory by Crimson Knight (24.03.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXI: Return of El Presidante by WatchWood (06.03.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XX (Continuation of moooooo): Old School by Tonto_DaVe (02.01.06, 2501)
Splash Splash XIX: Three Years of Madness by kevo (12.10.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVIII: Sanity is Overrated by FD2 (07.08.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVII: The Enlightenment by MW (28.06.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVI: The Spampire Strikes Back by trebuchet king (22.04.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XV: Spam Reduction by WatchWood (27.01.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XIV: Get Hyphy by Daddy (14.12.04, 2502)
Splash Splash XIII: kevo's revenge by kevo (14.11.04, 2500)
Splash Splash XII: Insanity is Bliss by Simfish II (27.09.04, 2501)
Splash Splash XI: There is No Ban Button by ax_man1 (28.08.04, 2500)
Splash Splash Part X: A New Age by Crimson Knight (17.08.04, 2500)
Splash Splash Part IX (Continuation of moooooo): Game 1 by Tonto DaVe (08.07.04, 2502)
Splash Splash Part VIII: Regurgitated by Raptor the Good (19.05.04, 2500)
Splash Splash VII - The Coma Continues by Darkmaster (29.03.04, 2500)
Splash Splash: Part VI- Continuation of mooooooooooo by zyxomma100 (08.02.04, 2500)
Splash Splash V: Resuscitated by nav (05.01.04, 2500)
Rattle, Rattle by Adder (19.11.03, 2500)
Splash, Splash IV: The Legacy Continues by Tonto Simfish (03.09.03, 2500)
Splash Splash: Part III- A New Beginning by zyxomma100 (23.06.03, 2500)
The New splash splash(continuation of moooooooooo) by Tonto Simfish (17.10.2002 / 17.10.2008, 23613)
splash splash(continuation of moooooooooo) by Tonto Simfish (?.?.01, 4823)
chirp chirp by dedkrikit (08.05.01, 2533)
Mooooooooo by cow_gone_mad (20.03.01, 7683)

*XLIV is the shortest mission on record, launching, orbiting and re-entering in just 28 hours and 17 minutes.


Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile

[This message has been edited by Popeychops (edited 04-05-2016 @ 04:19 AM).]

Replies:
posted 04-01-16 03:56 PM CT (US)     2001 / 2546  
Congratulations, Dementor

𝓎𝑒𝓈, 𝒾 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓅𝑒𝓅𝑒
posted 04-01-16 05:26 PM CT (US)     2002 / 2546  
I don't know why TEEEIIIIITO-Oh, forget it. He is now Spammer Once Previously Known As Moff, essentially.

Hmmm... SOPKAM...

Hey, Lurkur, got any more bricks? We still need to knock a few more "E"s and "U"s out of his name.
posted 04-01-16 05:45 PM CT (US)     2003 / 2546  
Actually, scratch that. I've got a better target.

WHO'S THE CHRISTMAS-DECORATED MISCREANT THAT SWAPPED AROUND THE REPLY AND NEW TOPIC BUTTONS?
posted 04-01-16 06:40 PM CT (US)     2004 / 2546  


Pringles really is stronkst chip.

ax_man1

Owner of a post 500, 1000, 1500, 2000, and 2500
Not all are in the same thread, but 4 of them are
posted 04-01-16 08:11 PM CT (US)     2005 / 2546  
...Moff did not request this name. Moff requested... Moff.

Also, where is Chud? He has best name change.

Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?

[This message has been edited by TEEEEIIIITOKUUUUU (edited 04-01-2016 @ 08:19 PM).]

posted 04-01-16 08:26 PM CT (US)     2006 / 2546  
Right.... We believe you, SOPKAM.

LURKUR, WE'RE GOING TO NEED MORE BRICKS!!!!!
posted 04-01-16 08:30 PM CT (US)     2007 / 2546  
THAT WAS ME YELLING AT CHUD AND SURPRISE

THIS IS ME YELLING AT YOU
Meh, fuggit.

Moff->Moff Yittreas
This is what Moff wanted.

Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
posted 04-01-16 08:37 PM CT (US)     2008 / 2546  
This is what Age of Mythology Heaven is doing right now. We should've invaded that Heaven and knocked the sense back in through their ear drums when we had the chance...
posted 04-01-16 08:38 PM CT (US)     2009 / 2546  
Do not go to SWGBH if you have epilepsy. No, I'm deadly serious.

Our traditions are weird. <_<

Anyway, if I am saddled with this name... I SHALL LOOK THE PART! *points dramatically at avatar and waits for Kongouhors to disappear*

Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?

[This message has been edited by TEEEEIIIITOKUUUUU (edited 04-01-2016 @ 08:40 PM).]

posted 04-01-16 08:50 PM CT (US)     2010 / 2546  
Too late. Already went to investigate the noise.

Well, not as annoying as Nigel, at least... But jeesh, the change in forum colors is taking some getting used to...
posted 04-01-16 09:42 PM CT (US)     2011 / 2546  
...Wargaming Japan... World of WarTrains. I WANT.


If only it wasn't an April Fool's joke.

Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?

[This message has been edited by TEEEEIIIITOKUUUUU (edited 04-01-2016 @ 09:48 PM).]

posted 04-01-16 09:53 PM CT (US)     2012 / 2546  
OMG OMG OMG

http://sfdebris.com/videos/animation/mlpspecial1.php

YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

(I haven't watched any yet, stopped at the "requested by" page)

...I forgot I actually requested at least the first two. THANK YOU, CHUCK!

Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?

[This message has been edited by TEEEEIIIITOKUUUUU (edited 04-01-2016 @ 10:00 PM).]

posted 04-01-16 10:09 PM CT (US)     2013 / 2546  
This is what Age of Mythology Heaven is doing right now. We should've invaded that Heaven and knocked the sense back in through their ear drums when we had the chance...
We used to invade them all the time 12 years ago. We shoulda just finished the job when we still had the numbers.

ax_man1

Owner of a post 500, 1000, 1500, 2000, and 2500
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posted 04-01-16 10:14 PM CT (US)     2014 / 2546  
Numbers do not matter.

You needed a Moff. <_<

Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
posted 04-01-16 10:50 PM CT (US)     2015 / 2546  
I like how only Eurotool reacted to the fact I was dying Anyways, after 30 hours of suffering I'm finally on the road of recovery.

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Major Helper: Helping AoE3H Housewives since 2008 - As_Saffah
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posted 04-01-16 10:55 PM CT (US)     2016 / 2546  
I was going to make some suggestions, but... I realized I don't know what might be available in Finland.

Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
posted 04-01-16 11:10 PM CT (US)     2017 / 2546  
I'm very glad to hear that you're feeling better, Major Helper

Also, are the mods at OD still not done with the job yet or are they skipping requests purposefully?

𝓎𝑒𝓈, 𝒾 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓅𝑒𝓅𝑒
posted 04-01-16 11:12 PM CT (US)     2018 / 2546  
Since it is OD...<_<

Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
posted 04-01-16 11:21 PM CT (US)     2019 / 2546  
Eh, don't feel bad, MH. I could post that I'd lost an arm and no one here would bat an eye
Numbers do not matter.

You needed a Moff. <_<
And now we have no Moff >_>

ax_man1

Owner of a post 500, 1000, 1500, 2000, and 2500
Not all are in the same thread, but 4 of them are
posted 04-01-16 11:24 PM CT (US)     2020 / 2546  
Now you have an Admiral Moff.

Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
posted 04-02-16 05:42 AM CT (US)     2021 / 2546  
Major I'm pleased that you're not dead

Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
posted 04-02-16 07:09 AM CT (US)     2022 / 2546  
As am I. Been there myself a few times... though I'd suggest drinking something like ginger ale instead of water with salt and sugar. I find it works for me.

Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
posted 04-02-16 07:22 AM CT (US)     2023 / 2546  
Yeah, that will do nicely for you.

Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
posted 04-02-16 07:29 AM CT (US)     2024 / 2546  
Popey, uninvert the post buttons.

But yeah, ginger ale (the soda, not... ale ) and some light crackers. Or crisps. Whatever you call them. <_<

Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
posted 04-02-16 10:53 AM CT (US)     2025 / 2546  
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